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Milk, Bubbles? |
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transcribed by Louis Badalament II (lb140900@ohio.edu)
Recess is in full swing on the playground of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten, and BUBBLES notices, while swinging her jump-rope, that there's a young boy who's holding up a glass of...
BUBBLES: Ah! Yummy banana milk!
The boy brings the bottle to his lips, and opens his jaw wide. Then he contracts it to a surprised little O, as he realizes that somebody's already emptied out his bottle...only a single drop remains!
NARRATOR: Someone's monkeyed with the nutrient-rich banana milk! And it's ALL GONE!
BUBBLES flies over to the little boy, who's staring at his emptied bottle, and looking like he's about ready to cry.
Just then, a familiar, sinister villain bursts forth from out of a sandcastle two kids were building in a sandbox.
MOJO JOJO: (Audaciously) I, Mojo Jojo, have monkeyed with the milk! And I will RULE TOWNSVILLE with the milk I have monkeyed with!
MOJO JOJO literally believes this; he envisions himself standing atop a dark foreboding castle constructed of sand, next to a giant telescope like the one he already has. At the base of his dream-castle is a grand moat of the banana-flavored concoction surrounded by barbed wire, and standing beside a little wooden sign with 'Banana Milk, No Monkey Buisness!!' posted beside. The whole thing will stand in the very center of the Townsville, there'll be a menacing bolt of lighting flying down from the sky and...
...He's brought back to reality by BUBBLES.
BUBBLES: HAVE YOU GONE BANANAS?!
MOJO JOJO rolls his eyes at BUBBLES' unintentional pun. Then he makes a break for it jumping up to the top of a slide, and trying to escape BUBBLES by trying to slide down it...
MOJO JOJO: HOT, HOT, HOT!!!
...Not taking into account what happens to a metallic surface such as the one he's sliding down when it's stood for hours in front of a baking morning sun. As he flies off the end of the slide...
MOJO JOJO: Rrrr---
BUBBLES slams down hard on one end of a see-saw, so that the other end...
MOJO JOJO: ---WAH!
...Can smack him on the chin, and slam him on the chin. While sailing in the air, he spots a set of monkey bars. Inspired, he leaps onto the top of it, points and BUBBLES and declares,
MOJO JOJO: You cannot beat a monkey on the monkey bars! And because I am a
monkey, YOU WIL NOT BEAT ME!
BUBBLES: I'll TAKE that bet, MONKEY-BOY!!!
She flies towards him, fist held outward.
MOJO JOJO: Uh Oh!
MOJO JOJO jumps off the monkey bars and tries to make another break for it. BUBBLES, however, brings the whole set of monkey bars down on top of MOJO JOJO, trapping him...
MOJO JOJO: Nngh!
Soon enough, the evil little monkey is where he belongs, behind bars!
MOJO JOJO: Got Milk?
Outside his prison window, someone has chalked this very question onto the prison wall, and BUBBLES is victoriously quaffing down a bottle of calcium-rich banana milk in celebration of this latest triumph, gaining a yellow milk-mustache to wear in pride.
BUBBLES: Ah!
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