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Reviews by:

King Moonraiser

Transcripts by:  

Alan Back

Last Edited:  04/07/08

WARNING:  REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

Table of Contents:

Season Six

Season Six

The line between Season Five and Six was extremely blurred.  I've decided to adhere to Cartoon Network's ordering.  Please note that the order does not necessarily reflect the actual air dates.

Curses

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Two StarsTwo Stars

The girls hear the Professor use a naughty word and then go on to repeat that word all over the place.  Other cartoon shows have made entertaining episodes that broach the subject of children using foul language.  Unfortunately, this episode uses the same few gags over and over without much to say about the subject other than four-letter words are "bad, mmmkay?"  You'd figure after years of sitcoms and movies addressing the same exact subject, the writers would have had a little more inspiration in creating this episode.  Feh.

A few bright spots in this dreary installment:

  • The game of "rock-scissors-paper."
  • Bubbles: So...this is what a time-out is like.  Buttercup: Ah, you get used to it.  Blossom: What if this goes on my permanent record?!

I really wish they would have done a better f*cking job.  Two f*cking stars.  Two measly f*cking stars.  What a f*cking disappointment.

Bang for Your Buck

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

Mojo is having a yard sale and some of his more deadlier weapons are up for grabs.  The Gangrene Gang want to purchase a deathray from Mojo, but need $100 to do it.  The girls and the GG race to earn enough money to buy it from Mojo first.

A pretty good episode with a few funny scenes:

  • The old lady using her new "hair-dryer."
  • Ace: Gimme your fish, or your fish will be swimmin' with the...ah...fishes.
  • Blossom: Think girls, Think!  Except you Bubbles.

The episode would have at least gotten another half star if the ending wasn't so weak.  There lately seems to be a pattern of laziness when it comes to plot development and conclusion.

 

Silent Treatment

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

The girls get sucked into an old silent movie in order to save the Professor from Max Von Nitrate.  The episode included cameos by Charlie Chaplin, the Keystone Kops, and Harold Lloyd (hanging from the clock.)

The writers seems to be basing a lot of the episodes in seasons five and six on their ability to emulate the look and feel of other shows and mediums.  Documentary,  I See a Funny Cartoon In Your Future, Lying Around the House, Prime Apes, and Shotgun Wedding are some examples of this phenomenon.  There's nothing wrong with that.  In fact, the effort made to emulate the silent movie experience was done spectacularly well by the animators in this episode.  The danger is that the writers rely too much on the special effects or in-jokes and neglect the storyline.

While the ending was dumb, it was an enjoyable and creative episode.  Kudos on eliminating the PPGs' powers once they were in the movie.  I wish some other episodes of late ("Lying Around the House," "Burglar Alarmed," and "Coup d'etat," I'm looking in your direction) accounted for the girls' insanely powerful abilities.  This is one of those borderline two-and-a-half/three-star reviews that could have truly gone either way.

Sweet 'N' Sour

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

A bunch of cute, adorable, loveable, snuggly, sweet, little itty-bitty, fuzzy baby animals are robbing Townsvile of everything in sight.  Alas, Townsville's citizens don't seem to mind.  It's kinda like that episode of Get Smart with Simon the Likeable.

The episode seemed to drag on at times.  However, the premise is extremely clever, the backlash from the newspaper articles were funny, and the scene with Bubbles tearing off the head of her doll was priceless.  This could have easily been a four star episode if the scenes involving the PPGs confronting the animals were punched up a bit.  They all seemed to be the same thing shown over and over in a slightly different way.

 

Prime Mates

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One and a Half StarsOne and a Half Stars

An ape from the PPG Movie called Mopey Popey returns to partner up with Mojo Jojo.  Well, not exactly.  This character never actually appeared in the movie.  It's obvious the writers based this character on the "Droopy" dog character from those memorable Tex Avery cartoons.  However, there's nothing memorable, or even remotely funny about Mopey Popey.  If you're going to rip off a classic, please, do it right.

Coup d'Etat

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

The Professor modifies his automobile into K.A.R.R.: Kinetic Automatic Robotic Roadster, which is not to be confused with K.A.R.R.: Knight Automated Roving Robot from the 80s show Knight Rider.  *Cough*  Anyway, the PPGs immediately become jealous of K.A.R.R...for some reason...and then discover...*gasp!*...that the Professor's relationship with his new creation is unhealthy.  Now get ready for this unique twist!  K.A.R.R. is evil, and it's manipulating the Professor to do its bidding!  I know, I know.  You didn't see that coming.  Oh wait, that's the same kind of thing that happened in "Mommy Fearest" and "Cat Man Do."  And the idea of a possessive and evil car has been done before, too.  The difference is that those other stories had a more logical explanation why the antagonist was acting the way he/she/it was.

The PPGs are so powerful, they could level the city if they wanted to.  Why are they afraid of an automobile?  What's it going to do?  Leak oil on them?  If this was a show involving mortal characters, I'd understand their apprehension.  For cry-not-loud, why the cloak-and-dagger routine?  Just smash the darn thing to bits!

Ah, there were a few bright spots.  First, a couple of quotes:

  • Buttercup: Fighting Robot?!  For what?!  Professor: So all the nerds will think I'm c-o-o-l.
  • K.A.R.R: I'm sorry Blossom, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Second, the resolution to the problem was very interesting.  The Professor's treatment of Mojo in the PPG Movie could be described as neglectful.  In this episode, the Professor and PPGs discover K.A.R.R. has the same kinds of feelings.  The "villain" is pacified by giving it a robotic surrogate father.  It's nice to know that I'm not crazy when I notice these things.  So, here's an extra half-star to this otherwise two-star episode.

 

Makes Zen To Me

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One Star

Buttercup is too angry...snore...Kung Fu parody...snore...Buttercup learns moderation...snore...no point to episode...snore...would have been nice to learn about eastern philosophy instead of stereotypical fortune-cookie banter...snore...could have been a good episode...snore...too bored to continue...snore...

Say Uncle

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One and a Half StarsOne and a Half Stars

Comedy can be absurd, it can be based on observed human behavior, and it can also be slapstick.  However, just because a situation is absurd, uses stereotypes, or even if it involves slapstick pratfalls, does not necessarily mean it's funny.  This episode is an example of how unfunny such attempts at comedy can be.

Confusing a monster for a human could be a funny situation.  What it takes is for the viewer to believe that the characters in the story could reasonably mistake the creature for a normal person.  Making a gross joke involving earwax can be funny.  However, just inserting the word "earwax" in a sentence is not funny in of itself.  Using a plot device that sends a character into a fit can be very funny.  But if the trigger mechanism can't be integrated into the story properly, (or in an absurd manner that's also funny), it's comedic effect will be diminished.  Stereotypes can be used effectively for comedic effect.  But, can someone please explain what the heck the significance of the turtle race in Minnesota had on the story?

It's a little disheartening that so many episodes this season have relied on gimmicks.  I'll admit, even the return of the RRBs was a gimmick, but at least THAT one worked.  Why?  Because I'm biased?  No, because there were genuinely funny scenes in those episodes.  If the writers would have propped up the RRBs as cardboard villains in dumb situations, the episodes would have sucked.  Period.

 

Reeking Havoc

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

The Professor enters the Second Annual Chili Cook-off and uses a drop of chemical x as his secret ingredient to boost the chili's flavor.  Unfortunately, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup also have the same idea and add even more chemical x to the mix.  The "end result" of the Professor's concoction forms into a giant gaseous stink-monster.

All in all, a very cute episode with lots of funny scenes.  A few highlights:

  • The professor won the Nobel Prize for Science in 1993.  (Science?  Do they mean Physics or Chemistry?  Hmmm... I'll guess Chemistry.)
  • The mayor's phone number is 555-mayor.
  • Buttercup: Wow! Where didcha get that giant match?  Blossom: Same place I got the giant jar, silly.  Episode two, season one, remember?
  • Fart jokes.
Live And Let Dynamo

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Four StarsFour StarsFour StarsFour Stars

Wow!  A spectacular orgy of destruction!  The D.Y.N.A.M.O. returns!  But who's piloting it?  Is it the RRBs?  Mojo?  Gangreene Gang?  Him?  Fuzzy?  You'll see.

Finally, some of that fancy PPG movie-quality animation is put to good use.  This episode shall go down in history as one of the best action episodes ever.  Damn!  The D.Y.N.A.M.O. kicks butt!  We also get to see a new PPG move, too.  Oh, and the scene with HIM and his "fan boys" was priceless!

Nitpick?  You know it couldn't be a review by me about an episode with a RRB cameo without at least one nitpick.  The RRBs operating a giant robot that looks like a PPG?!  Never!  That's how you know it isn't them.

 

Oops, I Did It Again

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Four StarsFour StarsFour StarsFour Stars

All of the Professor's great inventions are the result of a mistake.  Yes, even the PPGs were a mistake.  Wait.  There's gotta be one good thing he did on purpose.  Oh yeah!  The D.Y.N.A.M.O.!  Oh...uh, no it wasn't.  Ah, B.E.E.B.O. was cool and...ooooh.  No, that one was a disaster, too.  The machine from "Cris Cross Crisis"...disaster.  The super suit from "PowerProf.," nope.  The experiment in school when he was a kid in "Get Back Jojo," no.  Ah, I've got it!  The Micro Stabilizer (i.e., shrink ray) in "Nano of the North!"  Uh, we actually don't know how he invented that.  Hey, cool!  I'm stumped!

The Professor has a dream of what it would be like if the PPGs came out as expected rather than bug-eyed super heroes.  The use of a dream-sequence was clever since the "Documentary" episode dictated that mixing sugar, spice, and everything nice makes "mush" instead of human girls.

Every scene in this episode was awesome.  I didn't completely understand why the Professor was making pizzas at the end of his dream.  I guess it was meant to symbolize boring, repetitive, predictable work.  However, a better example could have been chosen.  Still, this is definitely one of the best PPG episodes ever!

Mo' Linguish

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Two StarsTwo Stars

Mojo is ordered by the court to teach a knowledge extension course at Townsville Community College.  His assignment, to teach "gooder" English, causes everyone in his class, and eventually Townsville, to speak wordy, gabby, bombastic, long-winded, oratorical, overblown, pompous, prolix, garrulous, loquacious, ponderous, rambling, redundant, repetitious, and verbose instead of speaking curt, brief, pithy, terse, concise, laconic, or succinct.  And now, my analysis, appraisal, assessment, commentary, criticism, discourse, discussion, dissertation, evaluation, exposition, inspection, investigation, judgment, and study of the episode...

I really liked the concept of the episode, but I didn't like how it turned out.

(How's that for being brief?!)

 

A Made Up Story

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

The famous comedienne, Phyllis Diller, lends her voice to a new villain called Mask-Scara.  (The part of Mask-Scara was unattributed in the credits, but I do recognize Phyllis' distinctive voice.)  This episode was filled with gags.  Most of the gags in the beginning of the episode were really, really good:

  • Everyone saying, "No!"
  • The Professor's description of how Mask-Scara's deeds make him mad.
  • Buttercup's make-up job.
  • Blossom's attempts to remove the makeup off of Buttercup.  In fact, it was the best part of the whole episode.
  • Mask-Scara meets Him!
  • The Professor's virus.
  • Blossom: You hear that Bubbles?  Bubbles?  Bubbles: Hear what?  Buttercup: Yeah! 'Bout time!
  • The puns.
  • C.O.L.D. cream.

Other gags that that were not only unfunny, they didn't even make sense:

  • Canada poster with half shaven moose.
  • The Professor running off, then getting into his car to go back to the lab.
  • Him gets made up as a clown?  Would have been funnier if Mask-Scara said, "Never mind," turned around, and left.
  • The mayor under the podium.
  • The idiotic banter between the Narrator and Mayor.
  • The Professor in a dress and wig.
  • The ending with Blossom making a mess of herself.

The first time I saw this episode, I was dead-set on giving it two stars.  On a second viewing, I felt I was being too harsh and thought it was more of a three star affair.  I averaged my scores and gave it two and a half stars.  If there was just a little more care put into the ending, this one could have easily been a three, or three and a half star episode.

 

Little Miss Interprets

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

The girls overhear the Professor's plans to bake them cakes and throw them a surprise party, but misinterpret it to be a plan to get rid of them and create new girls.

All sitcoms usually have at least one episode like this one.  (In fact, just about every Three's Company episode was based on misinterpretation.)  The success of the story depends on how well the conversations can be construed as having a double meaning.  The dialog in this episode was wonderfully crafted.  You could really believe that the Professor, Ms. Bellum, Ms. Keane, and the mystery man all were set to "do the girls in."

Oh, and one more interesting tidbit: the Professor wears red nail polish on his toes?  Either that was an animation goof, or the Professor is a cross dresser.

Night Mayor

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

The Mayor is having a reoccurring nightmare and asks the PPGs to help.  The girls explain that they can only help in the real world, and not the dream world.  Nope, not the dream world.  Impossible.  Nope, nope, nope.  *COUGH*DREAM SCHEME*COUGH*  Never happened.  Good thing the Professor happens to have a "dream entering machine" in his lab.

The dream sequence was spectacular.  I loved how they made it as if the girls were on some scary ride through the Mayor's mind.  I also enjoyed how the Mayor pictures himself and the citizens.  The resolution to the dream came off a little flat, but still, a great episode.

 

Custody Battle

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

Guess who's back?  Yep, the RRBs are back.  This is their first-ever episode that doesn't include the PPGs whatsoever.  Mojo is shocked to discover the RRBs have been brought back by Him.  Mojo and Him each attempt to prove to the RRBs that he is more evil, and thus, their true father.

When I first heard of this episode, I had high hopes for it.  We were all wondering if Mojo knew about the boys being back and what his reaction would be.  I must say that the scenes with Mojo and Him arguing were great.  Also, the ending with Mojo and Him holding hands with tears of pride welling up in their eyes was awesome.  The problem with this episode is everything in between.  The attempts at being evil were lame and ill-contrived.  This could have been a great episode to delve into Mojo's and Him's styles of evil.  We all know Mojo uses brute force while Him uses manipulation.  I would have liked to see each character try to convince the RRBs why his method was better and, more importantly, more evil than the other.

There, you see?  A RRB episode review by me that's less than three stars.  That proves that I'm not a drooling fanboy, handing out positive reviews for every RRB episode that comes along.  Doesn't bother me one bit.  Must...resist...urge...to...add...more...stars...  ARRRGH!  ONLY TWO AND A HALF STARS!  IT BURNS!  IT BURNS!

The City Of Nutsville

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One and a Half StarsOne and a Half Stars

(Opening shot: the city skyline during the day.)

Narrator: The city of Townsville...

(Quick zoom out to reveal King Moonraiser watching a PPG episode on TV.  The skyline was actually the opening to the episode he's watching.)

Narrator: Oh, no it isn't!  It's just some slob watching TV!

(We see boxes of junk food sprawled about the room.  Camera fixes on person sitting on the couch.)

King Moonraiser:  Hmmmm...  This one is supposed to be about the Mayor unknowingly covering up a hole the squirrels use to store their nuts.  Then the squirrels get angry and go on a rampage throughout Townsville.  Very cute idea!  Ah, but Bubbles can talk to squirrels.  I guess they'll have to figure a way around that.

(KM cocks an eyebrow and looks up and to his left in the direction of the ceiling.)

King Moonraiser:  I wonder...  Will she get doused with antidote x?

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Will she get laryngitis?

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Will she get bonked on the head and think she's a squirrel?

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Ah, here we go...  Oh, she swallowed a fly.  What?  Oh, that was supposed to be a bee.  A bee?!  Wait a sec.  She got stung by a bee in her mouth?  A bee stung her impenetrable skin?  WTF?!  Why is she wearing a dog collar?  I mean it's funny, but...huh?

(KM continues to watch the episode.)

King Moonraiser:  Oooh!  Here's the part where the squirrels realize their hole is covered.  Here comes the rampage!  Huh?!  They're biting through wood, concrete and steel?!  WTF?!  Why couldn't they just have done that to the statue?!

(KM continues to watch the episode.)

King Moonraiser:  Oh wow!  Bullet is back!  Oh, now Bullet can talk to the squirrels.  Ah, Bullet discovered that the squirrels are angry because of the statue.  I guess Bullet is not going to waste any time and go directly to the statue and destroy it.

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Oh, uh, Bullet tells Bubbles and she destroys the statue.

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Um, Bubbles writes down the reason why the squirrels are mad in English and shows her sisters...for some reason.

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  No!

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Then what?  What the?  Why are they playing charades?  Did I miss a scene explaining why Bubbles forgot how to write words?  And why is she bothering to explain at all?  Oh boy.  I can tell how this review is going to end up.

(Camera shifts to a crowd of people all standing and looking directly at the viewer.)

Crowd:  Three stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  No!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  Two stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  No!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  Seventeen hundred twenty nine stars?

(Back to KM.)

King Moonraiser:  Yes!  I mean...NO!  One and a half stars!

(Back to crowd.)

Crowd:  Oh...

(The background for the end shot comes up.)

Narrator: And so once again the episode is reviewed—

(KM appears floating in the middle.)

Narrator: Thanks to this guy!  Say, does anyone really care what he thinks?

(Sound of the crowd answering in the background is heard.)

Crowd:  No!

THE END

 

Aspirations

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

A number of daring robberies are occurring right under the PPGs' noses...or lack thereof.  Anyway, the girls dismiss the Gangreene Gang as suspects since they believe the gang is unable to concoct anything more than a petty theft.  Little do they know, the boys have been trained by a mysterious benefactor: Sedusa!  At last, we get some closure to why we haven't seen her since season two.  Her hair was the source of her power.  When Ms. Bellum cut it, Sedusa's super-abilities were effectively neutered as well.

The role Sedusa plays in this episode is a little complex.  She uses sex appeal as a means to get the GGG to do her bidding.  However, the stronger theme in the episode is Sedusa as a mother-figure to the boys.  There were some really poignant scenes, especially when Sedusa reveals her true motives.  What was really refreshing was how completely different the PPGs handled the situation from "Slave The Day."  Their compassion spoke volumes.  I can only hope it was a conscious effort rather than a byproduct of the apparent stricter CN standards and practices in the later seasons.

BTW, I loved Blossom's, "something's amiss here, and we're gonna find out what," line.  Oh, and Bubbles', "Asps.  Very dangerous," line, too.

 

That's Not My Baby!

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Three StarsThree StarsThree Stars

A monster is running amuck in Townsville and it's got a baby in its clutches!  The PPGs knock out the monster and rescue the baby.  But whose baby is it?  After many unsuccessful attempts to find the real parents, the girls are stuck with the infant.  Ah yes, the 'ol taking-care-of-a-baby-is-going-to-be-easy chestnut.  Still, this was a very, very entertaining episode.  The only thing holding it back from more stars was the absurdity of the ending.  But quite frankly, I can't think up a better one.

Simian Says

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Three and a Half StarsThree and a Half StarsThree and a Half StarsThree and a Half Stars

Awesome concept!  Mojo kidnaps the "announcer," and is thus able to control events in the city.  Mojo's dialogue is spot on!  So many funny gags and quotes.  Complaints?  Would have liked a better payoff at the end, and I would have preferred the "fire breath" ability given to Brick for "The Boys Are Back In Town" episode.  Other than that, a stellar showing!

 

Sun Scream

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Two StarsTwo Stars

The girls get a bad case of sunburn when they create a tornado in space to stop a solar flare.  Wha?!  There's no air in space.  And what would "human" sunscreen have done to save the girls from their "super" sunburns?

The plot wasn't a bad idea, per se.  The problem is that it was one predictable joke stretched into a whole episode.  Of course, getting sunburn is funny as it's been countless times on other sitcoms throughout television history.  This incarnation was only mildly interesting and with a poor ending to boot.

The City Of Frownsville

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One Star

Whoa!  The crap-o-meter for season six just had to be recalibrated.  Some mad scientist called Lou Gubrious is constantly crying for some reason, so he creates the "Miser-ray" to transfer his unhappiness to Townsville so he can be happy.  You know, I liked the concept better when it was called "Mime for a Change."

Did you ever see that episode of the Simpsons when Bart was the "I didn't do it" kid?  There was a scene where Krusty does a "comedy" bit on his TV show involving Bart and the new catchphrase.  Krusty puts an expensive vase on a rickety ladder next to a prop door, and points it out to the audience in the most blatant manner possible.  Bart opens the door on cue to cause the vase to break, looks into the camera and says, "I didn't do it."  Well, if you saw the episode, you'd have a much better idea how it so perfectly captures such an absurdly bad bit of comedy writing.  Unfortunately, a lot of comedy is written this way.  Heck, every dumb joke in the movie "American Pie" is one obvious setup after another.  One day I plan to create a "broken vase" icon and place it next to every episode when such an occurrence is found.  This episode's "broken vase" moment was when Bubbles peels the banana.  (Unless you'd like to count the Professor foreshadowing the event when he comes up with the solution to the miser-ray.)  See how many times you can spot "broken vase" moments in your favorite shows.

Sorry to ramble.  In conclusion, this is seriously one of the worst PPG episodes ever.

 

West In Pieces

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One Star

WTF?!!!  That's it.  That sums up this episode in a nutshell.  WTF?!  The entire episode is cast in the old west with no explanation why, how, or what the hell is going on.  I must say that the showdown scene was well done, and it was pretty gutsy for the writers to take a chance like this.  However, I just couldn't get into this episode.  Also, I'm getting sick of one of my favorite characters: the Mayor.  Ever since season five, he's getting less and less funny whenever he makes an appearance.  So sad.

 

Crazy Mixed Up Puffs

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Two StarsTwo Stars

The premise of this episode is teamwork.  Mojo senses a lack of it in the girls, so he comes up with a machine to blend the girls together...but it really doesn't.  The girls learn to work as a team and overcome their predicament.  Feh.  We've been there, done that so many times.  This is season six for cry-not-loud.  If you want to make an episode about teamwork, you've got to come up with something better than this.

Mizzen In Action

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

A group of pirates are on a quest to find buried treasure in Townsville.  They accidentally travel forward in time, mistake the PPGs' home as the location of the treasure, and misinterpret the "X" on a case of chemical x as the treasure itself.  They soon discover the chemical x's power and use it to become super-powered pirates.

The story involves chemical x being applied to regular people.  We've seen how this affects mortals in many other episodes.  I must say that the writers have so far been very consistent, or at least, created enough differences in the situations to allow the viewer to make up explanations for any inconsistencies.  Let's not count "The Rowdy Ruff Boys" or "Twisted Sister" since we're talking about chemical x's enhancing abilities, not its capacity for creating new life.  The first time was obviously when Mojo Jojo came to be.  He physically transformed and remained that way.  In the movie, however, there was a point when he transferred the chemical x from the other apes into himself, which caused further metabolic changes.  Then there was "Mojo Jonesin'" where the children were exposed to some kind of chemical x "radiation," for a lack of a better word.  They experienced temporary power with no ill after-effects.  Next time was in "Knock it Off" when Professor Dick ingested a small bottle of chemical x and it turned him into a monster.  The assumption was that he took too much, or that ingesting it in its pure form is what caused the transformation.  A better explanation in hindsight might be that it not only enhanced his outer strength, but it also enhanced his evil inner-self.  Kind of like the mask in the movie of the same name.  We have no idea if the effects were permanent since it's assumed that Professor Dick died.  Soon after that, Bubbles uses a few drops on a squirrel in the episode, "Stray Bullet."  This gave the creature permanent powers.  Finally, we saw the Mayor in "Toast of the Town" get powdered chemical x on him.  He grew to giant size and acted like a big baby.  It's assumed that he would have remained that way since the Professor had to get the girls to trick the Mayor into eating antidote x.  I suppose we can assume that the Mayor's personality was also amplified during that time.

The pirates in this episode chug massive quantities of chemical x.  They don't become monsters, but they do become super-powered.  Their powers are brief and have an after-effect similar to having a hangover.  The Professor explains this is due to an overdose of chemical x, implying that if they took less, their powers could have remained.  It also explains why the ship didn't crash to the ground at the same time the effects wore off the pirates.  Since the ship is much more massive, it was exposed to a relatively small amount of the chemical.

The episode was entertaining and the idea of pirates looking for booty (stop snickering, I meant treasure) was a great one.  However, the dialogue was a little flat.  The voice actors played it too straight, too generic.  They need to make these characters more emotive.  The goal should be to make people wish these characters comeback in a future episode, even if you have no intention of doing so.  Oh yeah...the names of the pirates...I got it.  Nice.

 

Roughing It Up

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One and a Half StarsOne and a Half Stars

The girls are pooped fighting criminals, so the Professor takes them on a vacation...in the bayou...where Fuzzy lives...and guess who shows up?  Yes, it's Fuzzy...and three little boys!  Yes, that's right!  It's the Rowdyruff Boys!  Oh wait, it's "Roughing," not "Ruffing."  Sorry.  We're introduced to Fuzzy's three nephews: Huey, Dewey, and Louie.  Wait, that's not right.  Oh, I remember now; they were named: Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye.  Hang on...that can't be right, either.  That's four names.  Ah, who cares?

Fuzzy and his kin annoy the PPGs constantly, but the Professor demands that the girls just grin and bear it.  This make no sense, but it's the sole plot point of the whole episode, so we gotta sit through countless petty tortures while the Professor staunchly reiterates his mantra to the girls.  Predictably, the whole thing comes to a boil when the Professor is the butt of Fuzzy's insensitive behavior.  Then, the story takes a "180 degree turn" and ends up with the PPGs and Fuzzy's nephews as friends for some unexplained reason.

The writing in these last two seasons has at times been very formula driven and dull.  For a show about super heroes, it's especially troubling.  Achieving the special balance between farcicality and coherency is a delicate one.  They must remember not to completely sacrifice one for the other.  Maybe they ought to have a brainstorming session with the Adult Swim comedy writers to even things out?

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Two and a Half StarsTwo and a Half StarsTwo and a Half Stars

Mojo comes up with a very interesting plan to effectively render the PPGs helpless to stop him.  He creates a device that causes the girls to become giants.  They're so big, that any slight movements cause destruction and devastation.

I really liked the premise of this episode.  Mojo's plan is simple, yet brilliant.  More importantly, it works!  The ending was spectacular.  Although, it reminded me of a similar episode of a different show on a different network.  No matter; I still enjoyed myself.  So why only two and a half stars?  What the episode needed was more interesting dialogue and plot development to get a higher rating.  Let's do a compare and contrast on this episode and another one, say "Power Lunch."  Here is the basic structure of this one: Mojo comes up with a plan, he executes the plan, the girls are affected, the Professor comes up with a solution, the day is saved.  Now, "Power Lunch:" The Gangrene Gang get super powers, they beat up the girls, they lose their powers, they get beat up by the girls and the day is saved.  You can't tell by those simple descriptions whether those episodes are funny and entertaining.  What makes an episode great is how an idea for a show is eventually written, acted, directed, etc.  Power Lunch had me rolling from the incredibly funny ways the GGG pulverized the PPGs.  The dialogue of the GGG was also extremely entertaining.  This episode was a little flat.  Great idea, great beginning, and great ending, just needed more tender-loving-care to the rest of the script to make it an all-time great one.