vimes_josh@hotmail.com

Artist, "Kiwi," and
friend to RowdyRuff.net

Everything you ever wanted to know, some things you didn't want to know, and a whole bunch of stuff you could care less about have now been revealed!  Take a journey into the life (or lack thereof) of Vimes...

Profile
Name: Vimes, or Josh in reality.  Also known as the Bearded Warrior, Barak and "Hey you, put that back!"
Sex: Male.  (What no over used cliché?)
Location: New Zealand!!  I iz proud to be a Kiwi.
Job: I'm a souvenir and Jewelry manufacturer (ya laff, i kill you.)
Interests: Surfing, anime, girls, eating, video games, drawing (well duh), writing and BEER!!
Talents: Drawing, writing, carving jade, drinking...
Super powers: Can shotgun a beer in under 2 seconds and eat 4 large pizza's in one sitting, the ability to summon a 24 pack from Beer Space.
Favorite PPG: Ummm...Bubbles I guess.
Favorite PPGs episode: "Bubblevicious," then "All Chalked Up."
Favorite anime: Ranma 1/2, Gunsmith cats, Pokemon, Slayers, DBZ, NGE and 3x3 eyes.
Music: Rock mostly, but I listen to a bit of everything.
Favorite bands: Pink Floyd (wish you were here is the best song ever), U2, Kid Rock, Foo fighters, Zed, Shihad, Linkin park, Cat Stevens and many more.
Favorite foods: Nearly any seafood especially fresh Bluff oysters, flounders, scallops and a large fish burger with cheese!
Favorite drink: Beer, beer and then beer, nothing beats a Black mac.
Favorite game: Baldur's Gate, no Icewind Dale, no wait a minute, it's Baldur's Gate 2.
Favorite movies: Matrix, First Contact, Star Wars, Rush hour, Monty Pythons Quest for the holy Grail, anything Action, sci-fi or comedy.
Favorite books: Anything sci fi or fantasy, like the Lord of the Rings, any David Eddings books, etc.
Quotes: "Noooo, damn it all to aussie I tells ya!"  "I'm not a drunkard, I'm just sober challenged."
Design for puffed self: The clothes are usually what I wear, the sword and overcoat were 'gifts' and were part of my character in an old forum.
Online mates: Mustadio, Buttercup_Babe, SteveX, Tarrsk, Butch, Timebomb Sexy and a heap of others.
Real mates: Spanky, Fil, BBB, Swappa, Howly, eVeNfL0W, Igor, Satan, Smiley.  (Heh, there is a funny story behind each nickname, but there's no time for that.)
Last words: "I used to drown my sorrows, but the little buggers learnt to swim."