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Artist, polyglot, and friend
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Everything you ever wanted to know, some things you didn't want to know, and a whole bunch of stuff you could care less about have now been revealed!  Take a journey into the life (or lack thereof) of VaVOOM...

Profile
Name: Well, I have several aliases. You can call me either VaVOOM or Brownie Utonium.  Or, if you're really REALLY angry at me, you can call me a Poopy-Headed Smelly Stupid DingBat Fart-in-a-bag Jerk Nose.
Age: I'm 15 1/2 and my brother is 12.
Sex: Female.
Location: I was born in Italy and lived there for six years.  In 1992 I moved to the Bay Area in CA.  (I miss it soo much!!)  Now I live in Vienna, Austria.  NO, NOT THE PLACE WITH KANGAROOS!!  A-U-S-T-R-I-A!!!  Stupid Mozart ball land!!!
Number of languages: Italian, English, conversational French, some German, can understand Spanish and Portuguese (Not really speak them), very little Japanese.  Try getting Blossom to learn that many!
Favorite PPGs episode: Well, I really love The Rowdyruff Boys, Buttercrush, Cover-Up, and Mime for a Change are all very good, but then again, there is Meet the Beat-Alls and all those others...  Oh, I don't know, I love 'em all!
Favorite PPG: I really love Buttercup!  Blossom and Bubbles are a tie.  But neither of them are as quick-tempered or impulsive as me.  Buttercup can be cute in her own bitterness!  But in reality, none of the PPG are really anything like me...I think Brownie would be a very...unique...addition to the team.  (Yes, that's it...)  She would, uh, be the...oddball of the group...
Choice of color for "puffed" character's outfit: Why did I pick orange for your PPG outfit?  Several reasons:
   

 

 

My birthday is on Halloween.

  It goes well with brown, which is my hair.
  The only other colors available would be purple, turquoise, and yellow.  I hate purple; my brother's Furby is purple.
  Turquoise is just plain weird.
  Princess already took yellow, and besides, it's the color of pee!
  Because it's the opposite of blue, my favorite color.
Second favorite color: Green.
Location: I was born in Italy and lived there for six years.  I currently live in the USA, but I might be moving to Austria in a year.
Personal quote: Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.  Then when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes! 
Number of languages: Italian, English, conversational French, some Spanish, very little Mandarin, maybe soon even German.  Try getting Blossom to learn that many!
Favorite type of music: I'll listen to almost anything, as long as it is not really repetitive, biased, or have anything to do with boy bands or *shudder* Britney Spears...
Dreams: Well, my favorite ones are the ones where I can fly.  Or do you mean nightmares?  Well, one of the worst ones ever was when in a very *Star Wars* like scene, I found out Britney Spears was my mother!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!  I woke up screaming.... but I was very relieved to see it was a dream, I must say...Huh?  Oh, you mean dreams, like, goals? ... I knew that... Er, well, I'd love to be an artist like for cartoons, or be involved in animation somehow, either doing voices or the actual drawings.  I would also like getting into either singing or acting.
Wishes: I wish I could fly... *sigh* and while I'm at it, I wish for world peace, and the environment to be perfect, and, uh...a pony...
Pastimes: Drawing (well, DUH...) wasting time, eating, wasting time, hangin' around on the net', wasting time, singing popular songs in funny cartoons voices, wasting time, making rude jokes, wasting time, playing pranks on innocent (and not so innocent) victims, wasting time, reading (novels, comics, biographies on interesting people) wasting time, downloading mp3's on Napster, wasting time, uh, being sarcastic, wasting time, chatting on AIM, wasting time, being annoying (is that wasting time bit getting on your nerves yet? ) making funny faces, wasting time, imitating people, wasting time, and showing off when I'm feeling bored.
Things I don't like: Being left out, prejudiced or biased people, people who yell and don't listen to what others have to say, spoiled brats, cheesy movies and TV shows (yes, that includes soap operas) the neighbors cats who eat my birds, boys who think girls are weak, my brother (most of the time anyway) bok choy, spicy food, moldy things, people with B.O., people who plagiarize mine and other's work, inconsiderate people, math, ticks, being a teenager, traitors, people who pretend to be your friend and then hurt you, jerks who try to hurt my friends (physically or verbally), being confused, being embarrassed in front of large groups of people (hey, who doesn't??) people who are waaaay too sensitive, and girls who wear really short skirts (you know who you are...*ahem* Cough! Cough! Sailor Moon... *ahem*)
Things I HATE: Britney Spear's music (can it really be called that???) People who think they are superior because of race, religion, or sexuality, Jar Jar Binks, Sailor Moon (herself, not necessarily the show...even though I only saw one episode and it confused me out of my brain) People who think cartoons are for people without a life , people who think that girls have to wear makeup, short skirts, and act like babbling idiots to be popular, and, er...this list could go on and on... I'll spare you, you get the idea!
Where do you get the time do all these drawings?: Um, I do my homework really really fast.  What did you say?  "Do you even have a life?"  No, I don't have a life!  Stop it!  You're destroying my self-esteem!
Siblings: Yeah, just my annoying little brother, Bruiser.
Age of sibling: He's 10 years old.  What?  You want to know if he's available?  No!  He's 10 years old!
Astrological sign: Scorpio.  Huh?  What do you mean, "That would explain a lot."  Are you trying to tell me something?
Religion: I'm an atheist.
Mental state: Well, people often tell me that I'm crazy.  Well, it's true.  So what?  It's way more fun than being sane!
Uh, I'm getting out of here...I, er, ran out of questions: Aw, come on, won't you stay for...dinner?
AAAAHHH!! NO! NO! GET AWAY! AAAAHHH!: Sheesh.  I was going to test my baloney and apricot sauce surprise on him.