Timebomb Sexy

Profile

Name:

Timebomb Sexy.

Real name:

Caress Valdes.

Sex:

Female.

Age:

20 (but I don't look like my age).

Astrological sign:

Yep, SIGNS! I'm born on April 20, 1980, a leap year therefore an ARIES but when the year rolls not a leap year it becomes TAURUS or whatever medium that dictates which one.

Country of origin:

Las Pinas City, Philippines.

Race:

Well, a Filipino is a mixture of many races but I've descended from a Spanish and Cuban clan who moved in the Philippines a long time ago.

Physical description:

I have black, quite grayish and brownish highlighted hair, mahogany eyes, 5' 3½", 117 lbs., 90-62-91cm v stats, fair complexion but brick gold when tanned during vacation days.

Occupation:

Business Management major in Entrepreneurship, Senior College student.

School:

St. Benedict College.

Religion:

Roman Catholic. Yeah, I love Christ no doubt about it…but thinking of moi a nun? Oooo...trouble! A.k.a. Sister Act.

Loves, likes, and hobbies:

Anime, drawing and the arts, baking cakes and cookies, making chocolates, crocheting, shopping, playing time consuming bingo, my Playstation, ice skating, bowling, flirting in the net (boy hunting), dancing (dance music) and going to the beach.

Strengths:

	•	Headstrong, Persistent, Business-minded, Ambitious.

	•	Action Stormed: "Act first think later."

	•	Amorable angel disguised as a demon seeking for mischief.

	•	Have the ability to draw well (my mother said I grasped a pencil and drew on the wall when I was two).

Weaknesses:

	•	Easily falls in love (even with cartoon guys) but shy.

	•	Have a "Must go the church every Sundays" routine.

	•	Gets hysterically hypersensitive when hurt.

	•	Make profiles like a business plan.

Opportunities:

	•	Super appeal (people seems to like my sunny disposition).

	•	Happy go lucky school girl who barely studies but always get good grades (like what you said MR, me psychic? I kinda guess what's in exams.)

	•	A human magnet to guys (hey, isn't this a threat?)

	•	Bingo freaking winner.

Threats:

	•	Well, it's hard to admit but what they say is true: People who are lucky in gambling are not lucky in LOVE!

	•	As for now, I'm sooo available. Yeah...I'm a hopeless romantic.

	•	My baby face stereotypes people into thinking that I'm just a kid. Heck, I'm turning 21 in April! Yet some people think that I'm a walking doll and not human.

Favorite foods:

Lechon, Paella Valenciana, Baskin Robbin's Cookie Dough, and Futomaki.

Favorite signature apparels:

Guess, La Pagayo, and my school uniform (rufflogo's get up).

Favorite hangouts:

SM Southmall, Discovery Café, Comic alley, Ice rink, School, Tagaytay, Laguna, Batangas, and Boracay (Phil beach & nature spots).

Favorite PS1 games:

Next King, Bust a Move (or Groove in the US) 1 and 2, DDR 3rd remix, Final fantasy tactics, Sled storm, MTV and Freesytle Snowboarding 99.

Favorite songs:

"Independent women," "As if," "So in love," and "Shonen Knife's Supergirl from the PPG's album."

Favorite PPGs characters drawn together:

Buttercup and Butch together. I can do special requests. Just contact me.

Favorite PPGs episode:

Duh!

Second favorite PPGs episode:

Undecided. Maybe if another episode with the RRBs in it is created. "Bought and Scold?" Well…no!

Favorite website:

This one! RowdyRuff.net!

Interests, yet frustrations:

	•	COMPUTER KNOW-HOW I'm a 'computer dunce' I don't know much yet. Help! I bust the scanner again! Someone tell me what's wrong with this…. I'm a damsel in distress in need of a valiant knight of a computer instructor.

	•	GUYS I like to kiss them (well, fantasizingly speaking that is ) but in real life they think I'm a snob. Well...I'm kinda picky! I rather flirt on the net.

	•	DRIVING My dad and my brothers have couched me but still I'm a reckless driver! therefore never attained a non pro license or entrusted with the car. Someone be my knight in shining armor!

	•	SWIMMING Living in a country of 7,107 islands surrounded by bodies of water, It's hard for people to understand that...I CAN'T SWIM! (Show me how and I'll show you my bikini!)

	•	SNOWBOARDING I've been dreaming of trying it but there's no snow in the Phils.!

Turn Ons:

	•	Simple shy nice guys. (I always like to make the first move.)

	•	Guys who can sing, dance and cook.

	•	Being courted formally and serenaded (well that's the Filipino way) but only if the guy is my type.

Turn Offs:

	•	Guys who only like to wear black.

	•	No offense, but secretly blonde and curly haired guys creeps me out.

	•	Guys who smoke and drink heavily.

Hates:

Teddy bears! YUCK! A major turn-off if a guy gives one to me.

Current boy status:

I really don't like making lists but "tonight's a night to remember" (fr: Bust A Move2)!

	•	Current Interest- MR.

	•	Current Love - Vimes.

	•	Current love next in line - Bruiser.

	•	Current brotherly love - Mustadio.

	•	Current questionable - Crystal Fenix.

Results of "Am I an interesting person or am I boring" poll:

Well the answer isn't really what I expected, here's a tally:
64% say that I'm such a bitch.
24% say it just a phase or its natural
12% say whatever or

Questions I think the people in the site would wanna ask me:

MR:		Why in the world do you love to call me MR? Won't you ask if I mind?

A:		!

Mustadio:		When you said that blonde guys creeps you does that includes me?

A:		Um...I...ah...!

Eeveerin:		When would I be your current love?

A:		Hey no need to rush...it's just in the net and a.p. thing!

Brownie:		You mean my brother's not enough?

A:		I love Bruiser, but cute guys are just my weakness. Gotta kiss 'em all!

Peppermint:		Aside from yours and Brigand which rufflogo do you rate best?

A:		Mustadio's.

Buttercup Babe:		I hate you! You are such a bitch!

A:		Hey, that's no question...

RockerBabe:		Your altered personality has gone overboard! Are you sure that you are okay?

A:		Ready to jump ship! Never weirder girlfriend!