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Tarrsk
tarrsk@spreemail.com

Artist, musician, and
friend to RowdyRuff.net

Everything you ever wanted to know, some things you didn't want to know, and a whole bunch of stuff you could care less about have now been revealed!  Take a journey into the life (or lack thereof) of Tarrsk...

Profile
Name: Tarrsk.  Also known as Peter in the boring realm of Real Life.
Sex: Male.
Age: Old enough to be taking SATs and getting stressed out about college applications.
Physical description: Short, skinny Chinese guy with coal-black hair and dark brown eyes.
Location: I wouldn't mind Townsville, but that's wishful thinking. California suffices, I guess.
Occupations: Wannabe artist, failed webmaster, atrociously bad writer, annoyingly repetitive Blossomholic, and overworked high school student.
Artistic media: Cheap mechanical pencil, Sakura Micron inking pens, sexay scanner, Adobe Photoshop 5.5.
Favorite PPG: Blossom!
Favorite RRB: Butch or Boomer... I have a rather deep-rooted vendetta against Brick.
Favorite PPGs episode: Rainy Day Adventure, although this varies a lot.
Design for puffed self: Pretty simple...  I like Five Iron Frenzy, hence the gray FIF shirt.  I usually wear hats, hence the red cap.  The rest is a testament to why I will never be a clothing designer.
Musical tastes: Ska and punk, mostly, plus some hardcore and alternative and other random stuff (including classical).  Five Iron Frenzy, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Switchfoot, Goldfinger, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Sublime, POD, They Might Be Giants, Relient K, Weezer, Linkin Park, Supertones, Offspring, Buck Enterprises, Rancid, and lots others. 
Classical?: Yeah...  I love orchestral music (especially baroque).  There's also a lot of brilliant pieces being written for movies and games nowadays.  I bow at the feet of composers such as John Williams and Jeremy Soule.
Favorite songs: "Every New Day" by FIF is the greatest ska piece ever recorded.  Others... hrmm... "Handbook for the Sellout," "A New Hope," "All That is Good," and "My Evil Plan to Save the World" also by FIF, "Company Car," "Learning to Breathe," "Poparazzi," and "I Turn Everything Over" by Switchfoot, "Waiting" and "Basket Case" by Green Day, "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park, "When I Get Home" by Buck Enterprises, "Sell Out" and "The Kids Don't Like It" by Reel Big Fish, and "History of a Boring Town" by Less Than Jake.  If you actually read through all of that, I salute your patience and strength of eyesight.
Musical instruments: Violin for the last seven years, electric guitar for two years.  The latter is much more fun to play.  I also play bass guitar, albeit very badly.
Favorite movies: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "The Empire Strikes Back."
Favorite game: Total Annihilation.  Hands-down the greatest RTS ever made.
Favorite food: Lasagna... no, chow fun... no, filet mignon... aw heck, I'll eat whatever.
Favorite color: Blue... no, red- aaAAAAARRGHHH!!!
Religion: Non-denominational Christian.
Personal quote: "Incoherence is a powerful weapon when applied to the unsuspecting mind." 
Hobbies: Fanart, writing, playing guitar, playing games on my PC.
Best online friends: Butch, PsYcHoPrOg, Rockerbabe, Youri, and Potassium.
Death threats: Numerous.  Buttercup_Babe has first dibs on killing me.
Things you didn't want to know about Tarrsk but will as a result of having read this section:
  "I think Blossom is awesome.  Rhyme rhyme rhyme!
  "Tarrsk" is a mispelling of "Tarssk" which is a mispelling of "Harssk" which is a truncated form of "Warlord Harssk" who was a minor character in Kevin J. Anderson's novel "Darksaber."
  I can recite the lyrics of nearly every single FIF song ever released.
  Blossom is absolutely wonderful.
  I enjoy evil laughter.  I have this theory that it's good for the psyche. 
  I was born exactly five days after Potassium.
  I love Blossom!
  When I was six years old, I had a mako shark plushie.
  I saw my first PpG episode in a hotel room in London.
  I've used "LOL," "1337 h4x0r," "sux0rZ," and other PpGworld chatspeak terms in real life.
  Did I mention that Blossom is incredibly cute?
Website: See how I suck - http://www.tarrsk.com/
I want to flame you personally: I'm on AIM as Tarrsk about 15 hours a day.  I have no life.