Rage

For the last time, I like pink damn you!

 

Rage
masterrage@hotmail.com

Artist, tracker, and
friend to RowdyRuff.net

Everything you ever wanted to know, some things you didn't want to know, and a whole bunch of stuff you could care less about have now been revealed!  Take a journey into the life (or lack thereof) of Rage...

Profile
What is your name?: Sir Robin of Camelot (also known as "Sir Robin the - not - quite - so - brave - as - Sir Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill).
What is your quest?: To seek the holy cheese.
What...is the capital of Assyria?: Unfortunately, by the 10th century A.D., the Assyrian Empire was long gone and thus had no capital.  HA!
*mumbles* smartass: What was that?
Uh, nothing let's continue shall we?: Sure.
Nick: Robbie or the incredibly stupid name Rage which I came up with for this fan art page.
Sex: The superior one... uh ..I mean, er... male *gets ready for some serious bitch-slapping*
*SLAP*: OWE!!  I guess I deserved that, huh?
Location: Stockholm, Sweden.
Birthday: 26 may 1986 same day, same month, same year as PocketOwl.
And your point is?: Uh... well... TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD AS GODS YOU PITIFUL CREATURE!!!!11
Right and how do you plan on doing that?: Details details, it's not so much of a plan actually.
Well I wish you all of my luck but we must go on with the interview: Fine with me.
Who's your favorite PPG: Bunny of course. 
Really!?  She's my favorite, too: Oh come on, I wasn't serious, it's Blossom alright. 
Oh... you mean the one with black hair and piggy tails?: Er...do you know anything about the PPGs at all?
Of course I do!  There are three combat boot wearing lesb..err I mean superhero bunnies: Hmmm, I think you got everything wrong, you see, it's actually...
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!!!  Just answer the questions please: Okay, chill down a bit.
Who's your favorite RRB?: Sorry they're dead I don't really like dead things, they smell. 
Well you're stupid, my favorite is Brick because he is the smart one: Dude, he blew a date with Blossom.  How smart can he be?
Smarter than you... Dummkopf: Dummkopf?  You from Germany or something?
No, but sometimes when I'm upset my mouth can go really baaaad: Oh please. 
Sorry about that, let's see now...what is your favorite color?: Infra green.
Come on, seriously: Who the hell cares anyway.
Pleeeeaaaaase it took me so long to come up with these question: Fine, it's pink.
Pink?  Don't you want a more masculine color like black or blue?: Nope, I'll stick to pink.
Blue it is: What?
Come on, you can't choose pink: Why not?
You just can't, alright?: Whatever, I don't really give a *biiip* about colors anyway.
What kind of music do you listen to?: Rock and metal and stuff, basically anything good with guitars in it.  Some unknown amateur technogroups.  A lot of tracked music due the fact that I'm I tracker myself.  Game music, the masterpieces of Nobou Uematsu and Hiroki Kikuta are worth listening to over and over again.
You have absolutely no taste for music boy, I'm more of a pop listener, have you heard of Brittany Spears?: Unfortunately I have. 
What do you mean by that?: Well she kinda sucks.
SHE DOES NOT!!!!: Yes she does, I saw a movie...
LALALALALALALALALALAL I'M NOT LISTENING!!!!!!: ...oh boy that was a good movie.
Shut up: Anyway I heard she died in a car accident or something.
NO, SHE DIDN'T DIE!!: I guess those implants broke the fall. 
WHAT IMPLANTS?!!! They're 100% real: Yeah, 100% real silicon.
HEY, I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE OKAY SHE NEVER WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT IT WAS JUST A RUMOR STARTED BY SOME IMMATURE IDIOTS: Yeah, they really were idiots.
You think so?: Yeah, I mean, first they build up your hope just to tear you apart again by telling you that it was all fake.
Let's just change the subject. What are your hobbies?: Well I can't say drawing because I rarely draw at all.  I listen to music, music is gooood wheeee!!!  I've also been a tracker for almost 4 years now and I still suck wheee!!!  Err...I eat.....err, sleep... T.V.
What the hell is a tracker anyway?: A tracker is a musician that uses programs like FastTracker, ModPlug Tracker, Impulse Tracker, Buzz Tracker, etc. and uses file formats like xm, it, s3m, mod, 669, buzz, etc. to make music.
So, you're a musician, huh? Where can I buy your CD?: I don't track music for money, I just think it's fun.  If you're gonna make a CD you really need a better program or a good synthesizer.  I've started to work with "Fruity Loops" because the quality of the songs get so much better.  I'm also thinking about getting a synthesizer a start to working seriously.  So maybe in a distant future you will be able to buy it. 
Where can download your music?: My music can be downloaded for free at www.traxinspace.com but the website seems to be down right now, so I can't give you a direct link to my music.
I heard you made some music for the RH RPG: Nope, I didn't make any music for it but I felt like I had to do something so I made these remixes http://ruffhouse.topcities.com/remixes.htm.
I think your music sucks: I totally understand you.  Tracked music can sound weird and different, but under the years I've been tracking, I have developed a kind of love for tracked music.  I don't expect you to understand that.
Oh well, I gotta go now so my brother Raymond will continue with the interview: Who?
oh hi old friend I say to you sorry to ask okey but can you for me draw buterrcup on hands so in need for the stories I am not sure so could I see on my brothers internet so what the system is okey: *sigh*