| If you could give up this life and go live in Townsville, would you?: |
Uh... tough call. Dunno. |
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| Well, what if you could live in the powerpuff
household?: |
HELL YES! *ahem* I mean, uh, yeah...
probably. |
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|
| What's with the name? What's
psychoprog?: |
That's for me to know, and for you to find
out! |
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| Do you like cheese?: |
Yes! "Behold the power of cheese" |
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| Power?: |
Yes. Power. Cheese is powerful! |
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| Uhh... yeah... sure: |
What, you don't believe me? |
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|
| Maybe we shoudl stop the
interv-: |
You saying that I'm crazy!? |
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| No, no. It's not that... it's
just-: |
It's my hair isn't it?! I KNEW IT! |
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| NO! We just... uh... ran out of time! Yeah, we
ran out of time! |
LIAR! |
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| No! Really!: |
Oh... Ok, then! |
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| Bye!: |
By! I'll sese you Friday! |
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| Oh, crap!: |
What was that? |
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| Huh? Nothing! Nothing at all!: |
Ok. I'll see you later, then! |
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| Greeeat...:: |
Yup! |
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|
| ...: |
What are you still doing here? |
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| Huh? Nothing. Bye!: |
Bye! |
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|
| So, I guess that we're back to continue this
sad excuse for an interview:: |
Yeah. Guess so. |
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| So...: |
Yeah? |
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| I can't think of anything to ask
you: |
And how do you suppose we have an interview
without questions for me to answer? |
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| I don't know: |
Of course you don't! You're an idiot! |
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| Hey!: |
What? You think I can help it? |
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| I don't have to listen to
this: |
Ok, ok. Here, have a Jolly Rancher. |
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| Lime? I hate lime!: |
Look, do you want it or not? |
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| ::Grumbles:: Yeah: |
Ok. Now have you thought of anything to ask
me? |
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| Yes, actually: |
What is it? |
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| Where'd you get this Jolly Rancer? It tastes
like cr-: |
Shut up! Are you going to ask me anything
constructive? I have better things to do with my
time! |
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| Really?: |
NO! |
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|
| ...: |
... |
|
|
| Ok, I finally have a
question!: |
Well, spit it out! |
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| Do you like baseball?: |
Yeah. I like it. |
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|
| Uhh... now what?: |
You tell me. This is YOUR job! |
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|
| Ok... ummm... who's your favorite
team?: |
The Yankees. |
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| ...: |
Well? |
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| I'm thinking, I'm thinking!: |
::Slaps forehead:: Maybe you should come back
later. And next time, THINK UP SOME QUESTIONS
BEFOREHAND! |
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| Ok. Same time next week,
then?: |
Yeah, sure. Just leave. |
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| ...: |
LEAVE! |
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|
| but...: |
WHAT IS IT!? |
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| Can I have nother Jolly
Rancher?: |
NO! NOW GET OUT! |
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|
| So, we're back again...: |
Wow. You're an observant one. |
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| Let's just get going: |
Ok. Proceed. You DID get questions this time,
right? |
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| Yup: |
Good. |
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| What do you plan to accomplish during your
life?: |
What kind of question is that? |
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|
| Don't answer a question with a question,
please.: |
Fine. I answer with "That's a stupid
question."font> |
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| Please just answer the
question!: |
I did. |
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| Quit giving me a hard time!: |
Alright, alright. I plan on world
domination! |
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| World domination? Don't you thijnk you're
aiming a bit high?: |
Are you doubting me? |
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| Uh... no! Of course not!: |
You're doubting me! |
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| No! Stop being silly!: |
"Silly"? |
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| Yeah. "Silly": |
You're like... fifty and you're still using the
word "silly"? |
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| I'M THIRTY YEARS OLD!: |
Oh, sorry. It's just.. all those wrinkles... and
that thing on your forehead- |
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| SHUT UP!: |
...ok. What's the next question? |
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| How long have you had this
goal?: |
You mean wolrd domination? I've been looking
foward to it since I was five. |
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| Are you sane?: |
No. |
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| It shows: |
Thanks! |
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| So, how's your romantic life?: |
Huh? |
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| You know... *wink* *wink* *nudge*
*nudge*: |
What the hell are you doing? |
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| Huh? What do you mean?: |
You winked at me! Are you hitting on me or
something!? |
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| No! I'm a married man!: |
So you're telling me that you're trying to cheat
on your wife? |
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| NO!: |
So then you have someone else you're cheating
on? |
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|
| OF COURSE NOT! NOW SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE
QUESTION!: |
With your situation and attitude, you'd make a
perfect contestant on Jerry Springer. |
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|
| AHHHHH!!: |
Eek! Ok! Ok! I'll just answer the question! Don't
hurt me! |
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|
| Ok, then... what's your answer? How's your
romantic life?: |
Well, obviously better than yours. |
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| I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!: |
Wait! I was joking! Really!. |
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| ANSWER THE QUESTION!: |
Well... I have no romantic life... |
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| Oh... I'm sorry: |
YOU SHOULD BE! |
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|
| I think we should move on to the next question
which is: What's your problem?: |
Excuse me? |
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| What's your problem?: |
Problem with what? |
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| Your general problem: |
YOU! |
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| Me?: |
YES! YOU! |
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|
| Uhh... maybe I should go...: |
OF COURSE YOU SHOULD! IT'S YOUR
FAULT! |
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| Yeah... bye: |
Bye! When do you come back? |
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| When hell freezes over: |
Tomorrow it is! |
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|
| Hi |
Hello |
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|
| This time, you have to be productive. I still
have lost of questions to ask you, ok?: |
No |
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|
| I don't get paid enough for
this...: |
Stop whining and ask the questions. |
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|
| Fine... do you enjoy dancing on your TV eating
ham-and-cheese sandwiches?: |
What? |
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| You heard me: |
You are one disturbed little man. |
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|
| When I want your opinion, I'll ask for
it.: |
Do you think I care whether or not you asked me?
I'm still going to give you my opinion! |
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|
| Well, then. I simply won't
listen: |
You're an idiot! |
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| I'm not listening!: |
You obviously are, otherwise you wouldn't have
responded! |
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| Shut up!: |
And why should I sliten to someone as stupid as
you? |
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| I know what you are, but what am
I?: |
I just told you! You're stupid! |
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| I know what you are, but what am
I?: |
Are you not listening to me? You're
stupid! |
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| I know what youare, but wh-: |
STUPID! MY GOD! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO
REPEAT IT! YOU'RE STUPID! ARE YOU REALLY THAT SLOW? |
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| Yes: |
WELL YOU- what? Whoah. I didn't expect
that. |
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| Ha!: |
... |
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| I WIN!: |
Ok, ok. Just give me the next
question. |
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| Fine. What grade are you in?: |
Check my age! I'm in 9th! |
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|
| Really? With your level of intelligence, I
thought you'd be at a different grade: |
Really? Thanks! |
|
|
| ...like second grade or
something: |
Ye- HEY! |
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|
| MWAHAHAHA!: |
Knock it off. |
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| AAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!: |
Shut up! |
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| One more?: |
...fine |
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| MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!: |
Ok, enough! |
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|
| Whoah, look at the time. Time flies when
you're having fun! Well, gotta go!: |
...this is fun? |
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|
| Ok! Bye!: |
BYE! GO! LEAVE! MOVE YOURSELF! |
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|
| I'm back: |
Wow! I couldn't tell! I was asking myself, "He's
sitting right there in front of me! But is he back? I have no
idea! Could it be an illusion?" |
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|
| Are you done?: |
Nope |
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|
| Too bad. I'm asking you your next question.
What happened to your house?: |
Huh? |
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| Your house. All the furniture has been
replaced with boxes: |
Your point being...? |
|
|
| Well... it's kind of...
uhh...: |
YOU DON'T LIKE MY HOUSE? |
|
|
| What?: |
SHUT UP! YOU THINK MY HOUSE IS UGLY! |
|
|
| ::pounds on the box:: I'm getting sick of
this!: |
...did you just pound on that box? |
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| Yes. Why?: |
I wouldn't do that... |
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| Why not?: |
Well, I keep rabid republiceans in
there. |
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| RABID REPUBLICANS!? Agh! I'll just sit here
instead: |
You comfy on that one? |
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|
| Yeah. Anything in this one?: |
Not really. |
|
|
| ...what do you mean, "Not
really"?: |
Huh? Nothing! |
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|
| Tell me! ::Box shakes:: |
They've awaken! RUN! |
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|
| What's in there!?: |
Flesh-eating furbies! Get out of
there! |
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| Ah! They're loose!: |
Ahh!! ::Grabs flamethrower:: |
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| Agh! It's on my arm!!: |
::Torch!:: |
|
|
| AGH! Why in God's name do you have
flesh-eating furbies and rabid republicans in boxes in your
house!?: |
Simple. I put them in my "pit of death" and have
them duel to the death for my amusement. |
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|
| WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH
YOU!?: |
That information is classified. |
|
|
| Classified? What are you talking
about?: |
That information is classified |
|
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| Well, what isn't classified!?: |
... |
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| Classified?: |
You got it. |
|
|
| Ugh! I'm leaving! I'll be back once this
gaping wound heals.: |
What about those potential 3rd degree burns my
flamethrower gave you? |
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| We'll see: |
Ok, then! Bye!. |
