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A hyperactive girl named Steve wants to be your friend.

BlackPearl is a user in the RR.NET forums.  She sent me these two chat session transcripts she had with a girl (?) who is definitely a few beers short of a six-pack.

LunaticRX: Hi 
BlackPearl32:
LunaticRX: I am not known to you but I know you from rrn 
LunaticRX: Black pearl are you there? 
BlackPearl32: yea 
BlackPearl32: but who r u? 
LunaticRX: Now you know how i found yor name 
LunaticRX: My name is Stevey solis 
BlackPearl32: who r u from there? 
BlackPearl32:
LunaticRX: no one i am not able to join 
BlackPearl32: y? got baned? 
LunaticRX: nio my parents won't let me join 
BlackPearl32: ah 
BlackPearl32: then y r u IMing me? 
LunaticRX: Yep 
BlackPearl32: ok.... 
BlackPearl32: uh hi 
LunaticRX: ha ha silence is deadly eh? 
BlackPearl32: riiight 
LunaticRX: Joking joking i am not Bubbles babe Thankfully 
BlackPearl32: she's my friend, dont be bad mouthing her 
LunaticRX: I am not bad mothing her just i do not act like her 
BlackPearl32: ok..... 
BlackPearl32: so, y did u just pick me to talk 
LunaticRX: I gues i dunno 
BlackPearl32: i see 
LunaticRX: Question are you always like this when you recieve an Im from someone you don't know 
BlackPearl32: like what? 
LunaticRX: Read over the conversation 
BlackPearl32: i know what im talking about 
LunaticRX: tense that is the word tense 
LunaticRX: :-) 
BlackPearl32: ok.... 
LunaticRX: Are you just a person who talks on RRn or do draw too 
BlackPearl32: well it is somewhat wierd that ur like just talking to me, and u dont know a thing about me 
BlackPearl32: i draw too 
BlackPearl32: i dont have a page tho 
LunaticRX: Well i am open minded and this is one way to make friends and keep in touch. Well i can say the same about you, you only know my name 
BlackPearl32: yea, but ur the one Iming me...not to be paranoid or n e thing, but this does seem like a stalker kinda thing 
LunaticRX: no I am not a stalkerit is just that i like to make friends and if you would like i can tell you more about myself 
BlackPearl32: ok...go on 
LunaticRX: I am twelve and am not a guy 
I like to gdraw and read fun 
I can be a bit of a nusience when i am hyper but other then that i am normal 
BlackPearl32: and ur name is steve? 
LunaticRX: Stevey 
BlackPearl32: ah 
LunaticRX: Not a guy yay 
BlackPearl32: i see 
LunaticRX: You remind me of my grandparents when i am in trouble 
BlackPearl32: ok, thats uh...special 
LunaticRX: Sorry i am hyper right now and cannot go outside wah 
LunaticRX: Hey blackpearl if you are uncofortable talking to me then you can log of the iM 
BlackPearl32: huh? o sry 
BlackPearl32: i was talking to someone 
LunaticRX: That is alright.

And then later...

LunaticRX: hello again 
BlackPearl32: hi 
LunaticRX: whats up? 
LunaticRX: are you there? 
BlackPearl32: yea 
BlackPearl32: sry, i was talking to someone else 
LunaticRX: was it bubblesbabe?!!!! 
BlackPearl32: no, she isnt on right now 
BlackPearl32: brb 
LunaticRX: huh?! what does that mean?!! 
BlackPearl32: be right back, now im back 
LunaticRX: TEE-HEE!!! 
BlackPearl32: ok.... 
LunaticRX: CARROT CKAKE LAMMA 
BlackPearl32: ckake? lamma? 
LunaticRX: hehe, yesh 
BlackPearl32: god u r wierd... 
LunaticRX: haha, i love puppit 
BlackPearl32: he's the one that hates everyone right? 
LunaticRX: i love him 
BlackPearl32: riiiight.... 
LunaticRX: who do u love from rr.net? 
BlackPearl32: i dont really know anyone but CP, jupiter, breeze, angel,MH, BG and *caugh caugh* ginger....>< 
LunaticRX: huh? 
BlackPearl32: what do u mean huh? 
LunaticRX: but who do u think is cute0rgz there?!! 
LunaticRX: hehe 
BlackPearl32: u r one messed up little child cuteorgz? 
LunaticRX: thankies 
BlackPearl32: *backs away from the computer* 
LunaticRX: hehe, wy? 
BlackPearl32: y do u think? 
LunaticRX: i dont know!! puleez tell mwe!! 
BlackPearl32: mwe? 
LunaticRX: me* so who do you think is a hunk? 
BlackPearl32: hunk? no one uses that n e more 
LunaticRX: i do 
BlackPearl32: y do u keep asking me? 
LunaticRX: it fun 
BlackPearl32: i see 
LunaticRX: i am hiper!! 
BlackPearl32: hyper? 
LunaticRX: yesh, it fun to 
BlackPearl32: yea, well im want to go...away...now 
LunaticRX: awww, i miss you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
LunaticRX: do you know kebin? 
LunaticRX: i think he is nice, i like him 
BlackPearl32: dear god, have mercy on us all...

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