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It
seems Puppit was upset about the above conversation and had a bone to pick with
me for posting it. Mind you, I probably would have taken it down if he had
just come to me and asked nicely. Be he didn't. Instead, he went and
"talked trash" about me to other people. I was planning on ignoring
the whole thing but, Puppit decided to AIM me in order to "yell at me...for a
reason." I gave him a number opportunities to apologize, but he never
did. Here is the conversation from start to finish with a bunch of words
censored:
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE!
MoonraiserRR
:
Welcome!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and if you want me
to be more specific..DIE PAINFULLY
ParanoidPuppit
:
for a
reason!
ParanoidPuppit
:
involving net
kooks!
MoonraiserRR
:
What about?
ParanoidPuppit
:
the discussion with
AIM with CF
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes, and?
ParanoidPuppit
:
why was I not
informed about my words being put in public
ParanoidPuppit
:
cuz 2 parts of it i
really dont want there
ParanoidPuppit
:
1 reason is the
summer school, i dont need everyone knowing im going to freaking
summer school
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, for one, I don't need your permission
since I got it from CF. And he/she has every right to make a record
of his/her conversation.
ParanoidPuppit
:
its also my
conversation though
MoonraiserRR
:
Yeah, and?
MoonraiserRR
:
So what?
ParanoidPuppit
:
and half of that
conversation is mine!
ParanoidPuppit
:
id like that taken
down
MoonraiserRR
:
If you call someone on the phone and they
tape record it, they can do that without your permission. It's
the same thing.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok then
ParanoidPuppit
:
so you refuse to
take me down
ParanoidPuppit
:
well the
conversation down
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats
great
MoonraiserRR
:
I'd suggest in the future you not talk
trash.
ParanoidPuppit
:
just take me off
rr.net altogether
MoonraiserRR
:
If you like. When I get a
chance...
ParanoidPuppit
:
im not submitting
any art anyway
MoonraiserRR
:
No kidding.
ParanoidPuppit
:
i do have a lot of
stuff though
MoonraiserRR
:
Uh huh.
MoonraiserRR
:
So, what possible threat is
that?
ParanoidPuppit
:
dunno
MoonraiserRR
:
That's what I thought.
ParanoidPuppit
:
who said it was a
threat
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, let's see. First you tell me to take
your stuff down, but you also say you got tons of other stuff.
Who cares?
ParanoidPuppit
:
you do
ParanoidPuppit
:
if it was a threat
if id say...YOU SHALL DIE
ParanoidPuppit
:
or I WILL KILL
YOU
ParanoidPuppit
:
in which case its
still not a threat
MoonraiserRR
:
Um, if you say to someone "I will kill you"
that is a threat and can involve law enforcement.
ParanoidPuppit
:
you are bringing it
up after all
ParanoidPuppit
:
i know
MoonraiserRR
:
Hey, you messaged me...
ParanoidPuppit
:
you
responded
MoonraiserRR
:
Your point?
ParanoidPuppit
:
takes two to carry
on a conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes, but it only takes one person to post a
conversation on a "net kooks" page.
ParanoidPuppit
:
no, still
two
ParanoidPuppit
:
one has to send it
in after all
MoonraiserRR
:
Guess again.
MoonraiserRR
:
Not if one of the people owns the
website.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok, guess that
works
MoonraiserRR
:
Uh huh.
ParanoidPuppit
:
but it would be odd
if you posted you talking to yourself
MoonraiserRR
:
So what in particular about the
conversation between you and CF do you object to?
ParanoidPuppit
:
mostly the fact that
it was mostly a private conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Did you tell him not to mention any of it
to anyone?
ParanoidPuppit
:
at the time i was
trying to keep it as no one knew i was going to summer
school
MoonraiserRR
:
If you didn't want anyone to know, why the
heck did you tell him/her?
ParanoidPuppit
:
did you see the part
where he kept bugging me
ParanoidPuppit
:
i also felt bad for
yelling at him earlier for a reason associated with
that
MoonraiserRR
:
Yeah, so? If I kept bugging you to jump off
a bridge, would you do it?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Don't tempt me ^_^
ParanoidPuppit
:
will you pay for the
bungee equipment
MoonraiserRR
:
I have rubber bands we can use.
ParanoidPuppit
:
...hmmm...maybe
ParanoidPuppit
:
can i use one of the
rubberbands and shoot you with it?
MoonraiserRR
:
So are you done being p*ssed?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Good.
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else?
ParanoidPuppit
:
nope, thats bout
it
ParanoidPuppit
:
*shoots you with
rubber band*
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, this has been a very enlightening
conversation, I must say...
ParanoidPuppit
:
no it
hasnt
MoonraiserRR
:
Alright, you got me! You are a terrible
conversationalist...
ParanoidPuppit
:
all i learned is
that my history teacher tought me something worth
while
ParanoidPuppit
:
you cant carry on a
conversation with a tree
MoonraiserRR
:
How would your teacher know unless he/she
tried it?
ParanoidPuppit
:
I think he
did
MoonraiserRR
:
I wouldn't take advice from people that
attempt to talk to trees.
ParanoidPuppit
:
His reason for
giving us tons of homework is because he's bigger then
us\
ParanoidPuppit
:
and he threatens to
sit on us
ParanoidPuppit
:
or run us over with
his bald car
MoonraiserRR
:
A bald car? How does a car lose it's
hair?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i dont
know
MoonraiserRR
:
Did he ever sit on you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
but hes bald and
stresses stuff being bald
ParanoidPuppit
:
no, i stay out of
his way
ParanoidPuppit
:
he says we have too
much hair
MoonraiserRR
:
Does he have any bald friends?
ParanoidPuppit
:
balding
ParanoidPuppit
:
but not
bald
MoonraiserRR
:
You should give him a pamphlet for the Hair
Club for Men. I'm sure he would appreciate that.
ParanoidPuppit
:
na
ParanoidPuppit
:
hes proud of being
bald
MoonraiserRR
:
Did he ever tell the class, "Grass doesn't grow on a busy street?"
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
MoonraiserRR
:
If he does, remind him that it doesn't grow
in cement either.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok
MoonraiserRR
:
So how long have you been talking to
trees?
ParanoidPuppit
:
A while
ParanoidPuppit
:
maybe 1...1 and a
half years
MoonraiserRR
:
And what kinds of things do they say to
you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
they
say...
ParanoidPuppit
:
chirp
chirp
MoonraiserRR
:
I don't think that was the tree answering
you.
ParanoidPuppit
:
and sometimes
therell be like a russling
ParanoidPuppit
:
or a
crack
ParanoidPuppit
:
one time i was
talking to my neighbors tree, then this huge branch started
cracking and it fell onto the neighbors yard
MoonraiserRR
:
Did you yell, "TIMBER!!!"
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
ParanoidPuppit
:
i yelled "OWE! MY
HEAD!"
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, that explains a lot...
ParanoidPuppit
:
ya
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, I gotta make an update on the
website. Is there anything you wanna say before I add this,
er...I mean make the changes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
uhm, lets
see
ParanoidPuppit
:
Hi MOM!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and...
ParanoidPuppit
:
I am god!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and... Moonraiser
sucks!
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats is
ParanoidPuppit
:
it*
MoonraiserRR
:
Thank you your holiness.
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE
MoonraiserRR
:
I shall spread your word throughout the
land!
ParanoidPuppit
:
how about you
dont
ParanoidPuppit
:
and we say you
didnt
MoonraiserRR
:
What's in it for me?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...a
nickel
MoonraiserRR
:
My going price is a dime!
ParanoidPuppit
:
fine
MoonraiserRR
:
You have insulted me, sir!
ParanoidPuppit
:
a quarter, but no
less!
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay fine, a quarter of a million dollars it
is...
ParanoidPuppit
:
....i mean, dime it
is
MoonraiserRR
:
Send it to my Swiss Bank account in
Scotland.
ParanoidPuppit
:
k
ParanoidPuppit
:
wait wait
wait
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else you wanna say before I end
this conversation and update the website?
ParanoidPuppit
:
add this
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
F*CK D*MN WH*RE SL*T B*TCH (other random cuss words here)
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
MoonraiserRR
:
go on...
ParanoidPuppit
:
All watch the
continuing movie Anne Frank on ABC
ParanoidPuppit
:
its about the great
story of a young girl during the holocaust and theres naziscrying
and stuff
ParanoidPuppit
:
nazis and crying and
stuff*
MoonraiserRR
:
Wow! Crying Nazis!
MoonraiserRR
:
I'll be sure to tune in to see
that!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and....in the end
Indiana Jones saves the day
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else you wanna say?
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats it *Indiana
Jones music plays for a while and fades out*
MoonraiserRR
:
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-hat's all folks! (cue
looney toons music)
ParanoidPuppit
:
hey
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
you ruined my
indiana jones ending...DIE
MoonraiserRR
:
This is the longest ending in history
folks!
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE NOW
ParanoidPuppit
:
*waits*
MoonraiserRR
:
Nope, still here
MoonraiserRR
:
Are you done?
ParanoidPuppit
:
..no
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay, go ahead.
ParanoidPuppit
:
first you
die
MoonraiserRR
:
Die? I can't wait that long. That could
take YEARS!
MoonraiserRR
:
I wanna update the website
NOW...
ParanoidPuppit
:
too bad
ParanoidPuppit
:
first die
MoonraiserRR
:
Wait. Maybe if I concentrate...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
MoonraiserRR
:
Nope. Still alive.
ParanoidPuppit
:
so, what ya gonna
update?
MoonraiserRR
:
Oh, you'll see.
ParanoidPuppit
:
o wait...o wait...i
have a link
ParanoidPuppit
:
wheee
ParanoidPuppit
:
besides
that
ParanoidPuppit
:
http://www.cronowerx-media.com/niko/frealms/
<---Niko Geyer
rules
ParanoidPuppit
:
and ________
<------ once i get my cousins site, his art rules
too
ParanoidPuppit
:
but hes a wh*re and
his life is too nice
ParanoidPuppit
:
him and his $100
tips
MoonraiserRR
:
Is there a point to any of this?
ParanoidPuppit
:
no...
ParanoidPuppit
:
but...
ParanoidPuppit
:
im stalling
you
MoonraiserRR
:
No, you are just adding more
"content."
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
ParanoidPuppit
:
exactly!
ParanoidPuppit
:
so
ParanoidPuppit
:
how long can a saved
file be?
ParanoidPuppit
:
is there a limit to
conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Longer than you can type at a keyboard
little man...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
well see about
that!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and dont call me
little!
ParanoidPuppit
:
I am pretty tall in
my family
ParanoidPuppit
:
:-P
MoonraiserRR
:
Why, what are you going to do? Ring my
doorbell and run?
ParanoidPuppit
:
are you married
yet?
MoonraiserRR
:
How tall are you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
how do i
know
ParanoidPuppit
:
do i look like i
know that off the top of my head?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i am constantly
growing fool
ParanoidPuppit
:
so
MoonraiserRR
:
How much have you grown since we started
this conversation?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...half an
inch
MoonraiserRR
:
I hope the half an inch that grew isn't where I'm thinking!
ParanoidPuppit
:
now, as i was
saying
ParanoidPuppit
:
*lies down in
therapist couch type thing*
ParanoidPuppit
:
I used to actually
look up to my cousin as a role model of sorts having no real role
model in my life.
ParanoidPuppit
:
But recently i
realized i never wanted to be like him, in fact, he
sucks
ParanoidPuppit
:
But his life is
good
MoonraiserRR
:
Who is your role model now?
ParanoidPuppit
:
Shigero
Miyamato
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
Rockerbabe
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Niko
Geyer
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Link from the
Legend of Zelda
ParanoidPuppit
:
and a few other
people
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Itoi, cant
forget Itoi
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
Johen...or...whats his name
ParanoidPuppit
:
anyway
ParanoidPuppit
:
I just wanted a life
like my cousin
MoonraiserRR
:
How about a role model who's goals are
attainable for you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
he had a father,
sibling, normal mother
ParanoidPuppit
:
he played sports and
did much other stuff
ParanoidPuppit
:
he had a
life
ParanoidPuppit
:
o...role
model...
MoonraiserRR
:
Well...I gotta get the 'ol website updated
and such. Anything you wanna say before I make my
updates?
ParanoidPuppit
:
uhm...that bum down
the street
ParanoidPuppit
:
...of
course
ParanoidPuppit
:
i dont wanna stop
saying stuff
MoonraiserRR
:
Well say something interesting at
least...
ParanoidPuppit
:
ooo..soon im getting
a Playstation 2 ^_^
ParanoidPuppit
:
and ill still be
able to get a Gamecube when it comes out
MoonraiserRR
:
Oh good, you can become even more
self-absorbed.
ParanoidPuppit
:
video game
absorbed
ParanoidPuppit
:
video games are
life...along with caffeine
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay, I'm about to click on File, Save...
Any last words?
ParanoidPuppit
:
hey, i ahve another
role model
ParanoidPuppit
:
the guy at the local
video game store
MoonraiserRR
:
30 seconds...
ParanoidPuppit
:
he has a kick ass
job
MoonraiserRR
:
20 seconds.
ParanoidPuppit
:
all video games
around him
ParanoidPuppit
:
free PS2
MoonraiserRR
:
10 seconds.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ooo
ParanoidPuppit
:
you suck
MR
MoonraiserRR
:
3
MoonraiserRR
:
2
MoonraiserRR
:
1
ParanoidPuppit
:
dont you
dare
ParanoidPuppit
:
b*tch
MoonraiserRR
:
CLICK!
ParanoidPuppit
:
wh*res
ParanoidPuppit
:
sl*t b*tch wh*re sl*t f*ck head sh*t.
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