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I smell like vinegar.  Why won't you believe me?!

Here is a short excerpt from a recent conversation that I had with a young lady.  Our discussion took a strange turn when an unexplained odor mysteriously entered her domain:

K.D.Lang : oih
K.D.Lang : ok!
K.D.Lang : uh
K.D.Lang : ugh
K.D.Lang : something smells like vinegar here...
MoonraiserRR : I can't smell anything.
K.D.Lang : eh its at my house
MoonraiserRR : I still can't smell it
K.D.Lang : PU!!!!!!! IT'S MY FREAKIN HANDS!!
K.D.Lang : OK
MoonraiserRR : ^_^
K.D.Lang : i washed my hand
K.D.Lang : but it still smells like VINEGAR!!
K.D.Lang : : :gasps: : my...only....weakness (well one of them) : :faint: :
K.D.Lang : do you have a clothspin?
MoonraiserRR : a what?
MoonraiserRR : oh...no
K.D.Lang : clothespin
K.D.Lang : ok
K.D.Lang : i guess i have to type with one hand now
K.D.Lang : pu...
K.D.Lang : does anyone have a oxygen tank?
K.D.Lang : no i'm not kidding!!
K.D.Lang : : :gas
K.D.Lang : dsf
K.D.Lang : help...
K.D.Lang : i'm only kiddin about the help part
K.D.Lang : heh heh
K.D.Lang : ok
K.D.Lang : THERE IS A REALLY STRONG SCENT OF VINEGAR OUTSIDE THIS ROOM!!!!!
K.D.Lang : AND I HATE VINEGAR
K.D.Lang : ESPECIALLY THE SMELL
K.D.Lang : : :gasps: :
K.D.Lang : are yuou still there?
MoonraiserRR : yes
K.D.Lang : ok
K.D.Lang : and dont tell me to go away cuz i dont want to go outside
K.D.Lang : with out a gas mask
MoonraiserRR : You smell like a garden salad ^_^
K.D.Lang : yes...
K.D.Lang : i do dont i?
K.D.Lang : wait...i DO!!
K.D.Lang : great
K.D.Lang : PU
K.D.Lang : i smell like salad dressing
K.D.Lang : i would love to show you but i cant
K.D.Lang : PU I SMELL
K.D.Lang : in really life i do
K.D.Lang : im not making this up!
MoonraiserRR : I believe you
K.D.Lang : ok

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