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Jeff Glen Bennett is my 13-year old love slave.

Here's an exchange that took place between myself and an extremely delusional PPG fan.  This is the complete and unedited transcript:

ID10T signed on at 2:02:04 PM.
ID10T: Hey
MoonraiserRR: hi there
ID10T: How are you?
MoonraiserRR: Not bad
ID10T: And hows the site?
MoonraiserRR: Good
MoonraiserRR: two more artists
ID10T: Do you think you can get a look at Brex now?
MoonraiserRR: who?
ID10T: My Rowdypuff Girl
MoonraiserRR: yeah
ID10T: Brex
ID10T: Let me load her
ID10T: It was like a postcard from my aunt but it's got the Pic
MoonraiserRR: ok
ID10T: PhotoPoint.com - PicCheers 

I open my web browser and look at the picture.  It's actually good!  The scan was poor, but I can see that the artist definitely has talent.

MoonraiserRR: Not bad...
ID10T: Think you can use it?
MoonraiserRR: If you want a page, I'll need to see other stuff.
ID10T: Other stuff?
ID10T: As in....
MoonraiserRR: Other pics
ID10T: Oh
I'll have to make more and mail them to [HER AUNT] and she can scan 'em and put them on Photopoint. So it'll be about a month
OK?
ID10T: Or I draw every day
So maybe a couple of weeks
MoonraiserRR: No problem. I can put RRB only pics in the main section...
ID10T: Well I saw others that had more that just RRB
MoonraiserRR: I see.
ID10T: I just sent you s'mail
MoonraiserRR: It may take a min to get it. What did you send?
ID10T: The Sub. is
Pun......Whoops you'll see
MoonraiserRR: Still waiting. It's my email...it's been screwy lately.
ID10T: Oooooooooooooooh
MoonraiserRR: I hate this email service lately. 
ID10T: Tell that to [HER AUNT]

ID10T: (my aunt)
ID10T: Hers takes at least a day
MoonraiserRR: really? What email do you use?
ID10T: aol
MoonraiserRR: yech
ID10T: She uses
Inter net
ID10T: What bout you?
ID10T: No luck?
MoonraiserRR: one sec
ID10T: k
MoonraiserRR: not yet. Wanna try again?
MoonraiserRR: I've gotten email 4 days later sometimes!
ID10T: OK sure
ID10T: What's your Emial?

MoonraiserRR: moonraiser@cyberdude.com
ID10T: What the heck is cyberdude anyways?
MoonraiserRR: That's the name of the email server

I finally got the e-mail.  Here it is:

I am trying to right a story called ::Punch in the Ace::

It's about Ace. He goes out and does crimes he has never done before.
Buttercup gets Visiously MAD and punches the heck out of him. Then she
relizes that that's not who she really is. And apolagizes. The Girls (Bubbles
and Blossom) stare and say "Hey what the heck you doing Buttercup?"
She says "Well you see girls, even though he caused many crimes, it still
isn't our duty to try to killed them. It's very simple, Ace cummets crimes
because he, like other people, is only giving a cry for help from people,
like us." Blossom and Bubbles
"Oooooooooh"

It came in my dream last night. and the night before!! SAME EXACT DREAM
Hope to dream it tonight!!!! Hee Hee Hee

MoonraiserRR: Punch in the Ace?
ID10T: Yeah
ID10T: Keep reading
MoonraiserRR: I don't get it
ID10T: Are you reading?
MoonraiserRR: yes
MoonraiserRR: What's the point of the story?
ID10T: Oh
Listen
I got the whole Idea from my dream ok?
MoonraiserRR: okay...and?
ID10T: And If I get the Whole thing done by next week
You'll probably have a better chance of under standing it
OK?
MoonraiserRR: Well, since I don't take fanfics, why not just post it to Fanfiction.net first then send me the link?
ID10T: I am not trying to send it to anyone's Site
I want to send it to CRAIG McCRACKEN
I have to work on it day after day
with the help of my Best friend down the street from me
[HER FRIEND]!!
I hope to succeide
MoonraiserRR: Well, how will you send it to him? Do you have his email address?
ID10T: HE IS JUST DOWN THE STREET
WE HAVE MADE 3 MIN SHORT PPG AND GANGREEN GANG CLIPS. HE WORKS WITH ME EVERY DAY
HE'S ONLY 9 TOO
ID10T: I am not yelling
MoonraiserRR: no, I meant Craig McCracken. How will you submit it to him?
ID10T: I am only trying to make my point
ID10T: By Mailing him
(not email)
MoonraiserRR: WHat address?
ID10T: He is my cousin
MoonraiserRR: CM is your cousin?
ID10T: That's what I said isn't it?
MoonraiserRR: Okay. What's his address?
ID10T: Can't Tell
If I send an address I will be knocked off
MoonraiserRR: So you are in fear of your life?
ID10T: But tomorrow I'll try
ID10T: I'll be at [HER COUSIN]'s
He has internet
And my name is on his Internet. He and I share each other's names. He is the only one I let have my PASSWORD
MoonraiserRR: Let me understand. You share your internet account with Craig McCracken who is your 9 year old cousin and he will kill you for giving out his address?
ID10T: [HER FRIEND] down the street is the 9 yr. old
He is my Best friend
Craig is 29 yrs. old and Created the PPG
[HER COUSIN] is my cousin and has my SN so when ever I visit I can talk to my Buds and check mail and other things
MoonraiserRR: Ok, so...give me Craig's address. He won't kill you. Will he?
ID10T: 
He'll Tell [HER MOM]
My mother
MoonraiserRR: She knows his address?
ID10T: Naw duh
HE'S MY COUSIN
MoonraiserRR: Not [HER COUSIN], Craig.
ID10T: [HER COUSIN] IS ON MY DAD'S SIDE
CRAIG IS ON MY MOM'S SIDE

THEY ARE BOTH MY COUSIN'S
MoonraiserRR: Oh. Well, that makes sense then.
MoonraiserRR: So, what has he said about your idea? You have talked to him, yes?
ID10T: No
He is right now, and has been, Working on the new PPG movie
MoonraiserRR: So, what's it going to be about?
ID10T: You'll have to find out in 2002 you're self

ID10T: He said
"Promise me you won't tell a soul
MoonraiserRR: So he told you what it's going to be about?
ID10T: yeah
MoonraiserRR: That's great. What other projects is Craig working on?
MoonraiserRR: Besides the PPGs...
ID10T: Ummm
ID10T: I dunno
MoonraiserRR: He must have mentioned something.
ID10T: Exsept for connvincing Ace (Jeff) to be my B/F
ID10T: But that's another story
MoonraiserRR: He convinced Jeff to be your boyfriend? Tell me about it. I'm very interested.
ID10T: Jeff is 13 like me
MoonraiserRR: How did he convice him?
ID10T: and is Ace's voice
MoonraiserRR: You mean on the show?
ID10T: He hasn't yet,
Honeychild
MoonraiserRR: So how did Craig convince him to be your boyfriend?
ID10T: as I said before:
He hasn't yet,
Honeychild 
MoonraiserRR: Oh, I thought you meant he wasn't the voice of Ace on the show yet. Is he?
ID10T: He is always
ID10T: Grasous
MoonraiserRR: Jeff Glen Bennett?
ID10T: Yes Honeychild
MoonraiserRR: And he's only 13?
ID10T: How old would he else be huh?
MoonraiserRR: Well, he looks much older: http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/3029/gg608084.jpg
ID10T: Oh Gosh
That his Bro
Jeff has never given out his true looks
MoonraiserRR: I see. You know, I'd better email that person who runs the website and let him/her know about that. Is it okay if I give them your email address as reference? I'll need someone credible to confirm that it's the wrong picture.
ID10T: I already had that done
ID10T: My friend [HER FRIEND] took care of the Whooooooole thang
MoonraiserRR: Good! It would be terrible if people go to that site and think that it's the REAL Jeff.
ID10T: That's what I thought
MoonraiserRR: So who else do you know? Have you ever met any of the other voice actors/actresses?
ID10T: Umm
Do you think that Louis could do the script for SchoolHouse Rocked?
ID10T: And I have to go
MoonraiserRR: Email him. He might do it.
ID10T: Bye
MoonraiserRR: See ya
ID10T signed off at 2:57:27 PM.

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