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AOL Instant Messenger
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| Jeff Glen Bennett is my 13-year old love slave. |
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Here's an exchange that took place between myself and an extremely delusional PPG fan. This is the complete and unedited transcript:
ID10T signed on at 2:02:04 PM.
ID10T: Hey
MoonraiserRR: hi there
ID10T: How are you?
MoonraiserRR: Not bad
ID10T: And hows the
site?
MoonraiserRR: Good
MoonraiserRR: two more
artists
ID10T: Do you think you can
get a look at Brex now?
MoonraiserRR: who?
ID10T: My Rowdypuff Girl
MoonraiserRR: yeah
ID10T: Brex
ID10T: Let me load her
ID10T: It was like a
postcard from my aunt but it's got the Pic
MoonraiserRR: ok
ID10T: PhotoPoint.com - PicCheers
I open my web browser and look at the picture. It's actually good! The scan was poor, but I can see that the artist definitely has talent.
MoonraiserRR: Not bad...
ID10T: Think you can use
it?
MoonraiserRR: If you want a
page, I'll need to see other stuff.
ID10T: Other stuff?
ID10T: As in....
MoonraiserRR: Other pics
ID10T: Oh
I'll have to make more and mail them to [HER AUNT] and
she can scan 'em and put them on Photopoint. So it'll be about a
month
OK?
ID10T: Or I draw every
day
So maybe a couple of weeks
MoonraiserRR: No problem. I
can put RRB only pics in the main section...
ID10T: Well I saw others
that had more that just RRB
MoonraiserRR: I see.
ID10T: I just sent you
s'mail
MoonraiserRR: It may take a
min to get it. What did you send?
ID10T: The Sub. is
Pun......Whoops you'll see
MoonraiserRR: Still waiting.
It's my email...it's been screwy lately.
ID10T: Oooooooooooooooh
MoonraiserRR: I hate this
email service lately.
ID10T: Tell that to [HER
AUNT]
ID10T: (my aunt)
ID10T: Hers takes at least a
day
MoonraiserRR: really? What
email do you use?
ID10T: aol
MoonraiserRR: yech
ID10T: She uses
Inter net
ID10T: What bout you?
ID10T: No luck?
MoonraiserRR: one sec
ID10T: k
MoonraiserRR: not yet. Wanna
try again?
MoonraiserRR: I've gotten
email 4 days later sometimes!
ID10T: OK sure
ID10T: What's your Emial?
MoonraiserRR:
moonraiser@cyberdude.com
ID10T: What the heck is
cyberdude anyways?
MoonraiserRR: That's the
name of the email server
I finally got the
|
MoonraiserRR: Punch in the
Ace?
ID10T: Yeah
ID10T: Keep reading
MoonraiserRR: I don't get
it
ID10T: Are you reading?
MoonraiserRR: yes
MoonraiserRR: What's the
point of the story?
ID10T: Oh
Listen
I got the whole Idea from my dream ok?
MoonraiserRR:
okay...and?
ID10T: And If I get the
Whole thing done by next week
You'll probably have a better chance of under standing it
OK?
MoonraiserRR: Well, since I
don't take fanfics, why not just post it to Fanfiction.net first
then send me the link?
ID10T: I am not trying to
send it to anyone's Site
I want to send it to CRAIG McCRACKEN
I have to work on it day after day
with the help of my Best friend down the street from me
[HER FRIEND]!!
I hope to succeide
MoonraiserRR: Well, how will
you send it to him? Do you have his email address?
ID10T: HE IS JUST DOWN THE
STREET
WE HAVE MADE 3 MIN SHORT PPG AND GANGREEN GANG CLIPS. HE WORKS
WITH ME EVERY DAY
HE'S ONLY 9 TOO
ID10T: I am not yelling
MoonraiserRR: no, I meant
Craig McCracken. How will you submit it to him?
ID10T: I am only trying to
make my point
ID10T: By Mailing him
(not email)
MoonraiserRR: WHat
address?
ID10T: He is my cousin
MoonraiserRR: CM is your
cousin?
ID10T: That's what I said
isn't it?
MoonraiserRR: Okay. What's
his address?
ID10T: Can't Tell
If I send an address I will be knocked off
MoonraiserRR: So you are in
fear of your life?
ID10T: But tomorrow I'll
try
ID10T: I'll be at [HER
COUSIN]'s
He has internet
And my name is on his Internet. He and I share each other's
names. He is the only one I let have my PASSWORD
MoonraiserRR: Let me
understand. You share your internet account with Craig McCracken
who is your 9 year old cousin and he will kill you for giving out
his address?
ID10T: [HER FRIEND]
down the street is the 9 yr. old
He is my Best friend
Craig is 29 yrs. old and Created the PPG
[HER COUSIN] is my cousin and has my SN so when ever I
visit I can talk to my Buds and check mail and other things
MoonraiserRR: Ok, so...give
me Craig's address. He won't kill you. Will he?
ID10T:
He'll Tell [HER MOM]
My mother
MoonraiserRR: She knows his
address?
ID10T: Naw duh
HE'S MY COUSIN
MoonraiserRR: Not [HER
COUSIN], Craig.
ID10T: [HER COUSIN]
IS ON MY DAD'S SIDE
CRAIG IS ON MY MOM'S SIDE
THEY ARE BOTH MY COUSIN'S
MoonraiserRR: Oh. Well, that
makes sense then.
MoonraiserRR: So, what has
he said about your idea? You have talked to him, yes?
ID10T: No
He is right now, and has been, Working on the new PPG movie
MoonraiserRR: So, what's it
going to be about?
ID10T: You'll have to find
out in 2002 you're self
ID10T: He said
"Promise me you won't tell a soul
MoonraiserRR: So he told you
what it's going to be about?
ID10T: yeah
MoonraiserRR: That's great.
What other projects is Craig working on?
MoonraiserRR: Besides the PPGs...
ID10T: Ummm
ID10T: I dunno
MoonraiserRR: He must have
mentioned something.
ID10T: Exsept for
connvincing Ace (Jeff) to be my B/F
ID10T: But that's another
story
MoonraiserRR: He convinced
Jeff to be your boyfriend? Tell me about it. I'm very
interested.
ID10T: Jeff is 13 like
me
MoonraiserRR: How did he
convice him?
ID10T: and is Ace's
voice
MoonraiserRR: You mean on
the show?
ID10T: He hasn't yet,
Honeychild
MoonraiserRR: So how did
Craig convince him to be your boyfriend?
ID10T: as I said before:
He hasn't yet,
Honeychild
MoonraiserRR: Oh, I thought
you meant he wasn't the voice of Ace on the show yet. Is he?
ID10T: He is always
ID10T: Grasous
MoonraiserRR: Jeff Glen
Bennett?
ID10T: Yes Honeychild
MoonraiserRR: And he's only
13?
ID10T: How old would he else
be huh?
MoonraiserRR: Well, he looks
much older: http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/3029/gg608084.jpg
ID10T: Oh Gosh
That his Bro
Jeff has never given out his true looks
MoonraiserRR: I see. You
know, I'd better email that person who runs the website and let
him/her know about that. Is it okay if I give them your email
address as reference? I'll need someone credible to confirm that
it's the wrong picture.
ID10T: I already had that
done
ID10T: My friend [HER
FRIEND] took care of the Whooooooole thang
MoonraiserRR: Good! It would
be terrible if people go to that site and think that it's the
REAL Jeff.
ID10T: That's what I
thought
MoonraiserRR: So who else do
you know? Have you ever met any of the other voice
actors/actresses?
ID10T: Umm
Do you think that Louis could do the script for SchoolHouse
Rocked?
ID10T: And I have to go
MoonraiserRR: Email him. He
might do it.
ID10T: Bye
MoonraiserRR: See ya
ID10T signed off at 2:57:27
PM.
| I know your gender! You're definitely male...or female. |
|
Crystal Fenix gets lots of people asking about his/her gender. Here is a recent conversation involving a girl who starts off quite sure that CF is male:
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i think i know your
gender
CrystalFenix: what?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: never mind..how are
you?
CrystalFenix: i'm fine
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: do you have any
other friends that draw for rowdyruff.com?
CrystalFenix: yup
CrystalFenix: my cousin draws for
it
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: oh really/
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: which ones are
they?
CrystalFenix: Tranix
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: k
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: are you drawing?
CrystalFenix: no
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: oh
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: what kind of music
do you listen to?
CrystalFenix: don't ask
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ok......
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: r u upset?
CrystalFenix: nope
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: don't be
CrystalFenix: it's just a
question I do not answer
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ok
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: k
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: so.. can i guess at
your gender now
CrystalFenix: sure
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: male
CrystalFenix: you have a 50%
chance of being right
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: well what if i had
some back up?
CrystalFenix: sure
CrystalFenix: give it
CrystalFenix: well, not back up,
eh?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: there are some
pictures where you are featured as an male anime...so i figured
you were a guy..then i went to your cousin's anime site and
there's a picture of you and him and you are both male...
CrystalFenix: in the anime pic,
there's both a male and female version
CrystalFenix: did it say male in
my cousins site?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... yeah
CrystalFenix: nope
CrystalFenix: nice try
CrystalFenix: it said nothing
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: u look like a guy
CrystalFenix: all the puffs and
ruffs look alike
CrystalFenix: :P
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: but it;s easy to
see the dif between the two
CrystalFenix: yeah... until you
cut their hair
CrystalFenix: by the way, who
ever said girls can't have short hair?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i have short hair
CrystalFenix: yup
CrystalFenix: so do I but I have
a braid as well
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: is like ranma
1/2?
CrystalFenix: yeah
CrystalFenix: well, I guess ranma
1/2 is a good metaphor for me
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: hahaha, yeah
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: do u like that
show?
CrystalFenix: nope
CrystalFenix: haven't seen it
enough to like it
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: it's nasty but i
do
CrystalFenix: what makes it so
nasty?
CrystalFenix: the fact Ranma can
change to both guy and girl?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: no the fact that
there's alot of naked people all the time
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i knw it's just
cartoon but the idea
CrystalFenix: what's so gross
about seeing naked people? You probably saw yourself naked...
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: yeah
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: u 2
CrystalFenix: yes, and I know my
gender because of that
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: yeah i noe
CrystalFenix: well, you got more
proof?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: your sn
CrystalFenix: uh... explain
CrystalFenix: how does my sn
display my gender?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: most azn (note that
i said most not all) girls have sweet/sexy/bomb/cute (and more)
in their name, not something that sounds like a video game
CrystalFenix: so?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ack...nm
CrystalFenix: does Fushidane have
that in her name?
CrystalFenix: speaking of
which... here's proof I may be a girl, too:
http://www.rowdyruff.net/images/fanart/fushidane/gals_pic2.jpg
CrystalFenix:
this was
drawn by Fushidane
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i noe
CrystalFenix: and here's proof
from Mustadio that I may be male: http://www.rowdyruff.net/images/fanart/mustadio/men.jpg
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o:
yeah i c
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: heheheheheheh
CrystalFenix: what's so
funny?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ionno
CrystalFenix: ionno?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: thass cute
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i dunno
(slurred)
CrystalFenix: and here's proof by
Buttercupbabe that I might be female: http://www.rowdyruff.net/images/fanart/buttercupbabe/st.gif
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o:
k
CrystalFenix: apparently, it's
hopeless to try and figure out what my gender is
CrystalFenix: simply to say, you
won't be successful ^_^
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: yeah
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: maybe i will..one
day i might even have to hunt you down and show up at your
school
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: lol
CrystalFenix: want me to give you
my address?
CrystalFenix: I think not
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: whoa i was about to
be like...you're insane, what if i was a rapist?
CrystalFenix: you're a rapist? I
hope not...
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: no i was saying
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: for like two
seconds i thought you were serious when you said you were gonna
give me your address, then i would've said soemthing along the
lines of you're insane what if i was a rapist..don't give me your
address
CrystalFenix: I wouldn't give you
my address anyway
CrystalFenix: no offense
CrystalFenix: :P
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: i wouldn't want you
to
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: cause you'd come
off as stupid and i know you're not to give away you'r address to
a complete stranger like that
CrystalFenix: hey, I'm smarter
than that
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: damnit..that's what
i said
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: don't be
offended...but i did say you were smarter than that
CrystalFenix: yes, I know
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ohok
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: how are you?
CrystalFenix: I'm fine, you?
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: okie dokie
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: artichokie
CrystalFenix: ...
CrystalFenix: I think I gotta go
now...
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ugh...i'm fine
CrystalFenix: cyaz
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: see you later
allgator
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: ack
o0SnOtPRnCeSs0o: bye
CrystalFenix: ok, I'm
gone!
| I smell like vinegar. Why won't you believe me?! |
|
Here is a short excerpt from a recent conversation that I had with a young lady. Our discussion took a strange turn when an unexplained odor mysteriously entered her domain:
K.D.Lang :
oih
K.D.Lang :
ok!
K.D.Lang :
uh
K.D.Lang :
ugh
K.D.Lang :
something smells like
vinegar here...
MoonraiserRR :
I can't smell anything.
K.D.Lang :
eh its at my
house
MoonraiserRR :
I still can't smell it
K.D.Lang :
PU!!!!!!! IT'S MY FREAKIN
HANDS!!
K.D.Lang :
OK
MoonraiserRR :
^_^
K.D.Lang :
i washed my
hand
K.D.Lang :
but it still smells like
VINEGAR!!
K.D.Lang :
: :gasps: :
my...only....weakness (well one of them) : :faint: :
K.D.Lang :
do you have a
clothspin?
MoonraiserRR :
a what?
MoonraiserRR :
oh...no
K.D.Lang :
clothespin
K.D.Lang :
ok
K.D.Lang :
i guess i have to type
with one hand now
K.D.Lang :
pu...
K.D.Lang :
does anyone have a oxygen
tank?
K.D.Lang :
no i'm not
kidding!!
K.D.Lang :
: :gas
K.D.Lang :
dsf
K.D.Lang :
help...
K.D.Lang :
i'm only kiddin about the
help part
K.D.Lang :
heh heh
K.D.Lang :
ok
K.D.Lang :
THERE IS A REALLY STRONG
SCENT OF VINEGAR OUTSIDE THIS ROOM!!!!!
K.D.Lang :
AND I HATE VINEGAR
K.D.Lang :
ESPECIALLY THE
SMELL
K.D.Lang :
: :gasps: :
K.D.Lang :
are yuou still
there?
MoonraiserRR :
yes
K.D.Lang :
ok
K.D.Lang :
and dont tell me to go
away cuz i dont want to go outside
K.D.Lang :
with out a gas
mask
MoonraiserRR :
You smell like a garden salad
^_^
K.D.Lang :
yes...
K.D.Lang :
i do dont i?
K.D.Lang :
wait...i DO!!
K.D.Lang :
great
K.D.Lang :
PU
K.D.Lang :
i smell like salad
dressing
K.D.Lang :
i would love to show you
but i cant
K.D.Lang :
PU I SMELL
K.D.Lang :
in really life i
do
K.D.Lang :
im not making this
up!
MoonraiserRR :
I believe you
K.D.Lang :
ok
| I hate you, but I forgot why. |
|
Sometimes even our own artists get nutty! Here is a conversation between Crystal Fenix and Puppit. See if you can make heads or tails out of it:
ParanoidPuppit
:
yur cousin yelled at me? kewl.
CrystalFenix
:
alright, there's something I have to ask
you...
CrystalFenix
:
why the heck do you hate me for no
reason!?
ParanoidPuppit
:
o ya, and sorry bout yellin at ya
CrystalFenix
:
well, gimme a good reason
ParanoidPuppit
:
i just remember i hate you
ParanoidPuppit
:
i honestly forget why
CrystalFenix
:
it's about the Rockerbabe plushie
CrystalFenix
:
I know
CrystalFenix
:
I remember
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
CrystalFenix
:
You said I've stole your idea,
correct?
ParanoidPuppit
:
hey. that was it
ParanoidPuppit
:
i am so not talking to you
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh
CrystalFenix
:
there's a few things I need to
ask...
ParanoidPuppit
:
but the yelling was completely random
person
ParanoidPuppit
:
k
CrystalFenix
:
if I indeed did steal your pic, how was the
possible?
CrystalFenix
:
I didn't even know you...
ParanoidPuppit
:
i left a message on the ppgworld message
board
ParanoidPuppit
:
you posted in the newbie area thing
CrystalFenix
:
what about it?
CrystalFenix
:
I've had the pic before...
ParanoidPuppit
:
plushie was in my sig
CrystalFenix
:
is that stealing an idea!?!?!?
CrystalFenix
:
i think not
CrystalFenix
:
plus, I don't read sigs
ParanoidPuppit
:
you hold a bigger grudge on this then i
do
CrystalFenix
:
actually, it's because I find it offending
that you would hate a person (not just me) and yet, you forget
the reason
ParanoidPuppit
:
that reminds me.
CrystalFenix
:
of what?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i dont know
CrystalFenix
:
Another question...
CrystalFenix
:
why don't you ever post up new pics?
ParanoidPuppit
:
shut up, the reason pisses me off
CrystalFenix
:
well...?
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats why i yelled at you
CrystalFenix
:
what's the reason?
ParanoidPuppit
:
reason pisses me off
ParanoidPuppit
:
ask brownie
CrystalFenix
:
what IS the reason?
CrystalFenix
:
not what the reason does
ParanoidPuppit
:
Becuz im f*cking failing school! I dont
have time for drawing are you happy you transvestite whore that i
have to go to summer school now and not draw more?
ParanoidPuppit
:
satisfied you f*cker?
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh, that's not a good reason
CrystalFenix
:
besides, if you are failing...
CrystalFenix
:
how can you spend so much time on
pictures...
CrystalFenix
:
if you don't have that much at all
ParanoidPuppit
:
...huh?
CrystalFenix
:
look, if you are spending so much time on
pictures
CrystalFenix
:
how come you don't have any at
all...
CrystalFenix
:
that's posted
ParanoidPuppit
:
i just said since im failing school i have
NO time for pictured
CrystalFenix
:
i doubt you'd spent time on your pics since
you have so few
CrystalFenix
:
=/ nice try...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
you are such a whore
ParanoidPuppit
:
your not listening to me at all
CrystalFenix
:
i am indeed
CrystalFenix
:
but failing school means you are spending
too much time on pictures
ParanoidPuppit
:
no it doesnt
CrystalFenix
:
that's what you just said earlier...
ParanoidPuppit
:
where?
CrystalFenix
:
you said you were failing school and don't
have time for pictures
CrystalFenix
:
that meant you've drawn before you started
failing
ParanoidPuppit
:
ive been failing for the whole f*cking
nyear!~
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh...
ParanoidPuppit
:
the only time i was actually drawing was
winter vacation!
ParanoidPuppit
:
did you ever realize that?
CrystalFenix
:
you've posted around March
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
ParanoidPuppit
:
i havent
CrystalFenix
:
I came to RR.net around the end of
Feb
CrystalFenix
:
you came afterwards...
ParanoidPuppit
:
o ya
CrystalFenix
:
I don't think March accounts into
winter...
ParanoidPuppit
:
but i was drawing in winter vacation
ParanoidPuppit
:
i know that becuz i was drawing at 3
AM
CrystalFenix
:
okay, let's get back on the Rockerbabe
subject
CrystalFenix
:
I didn't steal your pic at all
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok
CrystalFenix
:
there's not right that you could say I've
stolen your picture unless you have proof
ParanoidPuppit
:
then stop bringing it up and being so
defensive
CrystalFenix
:
defense is just as important as
offense
ParanoidPuppit
:
. that just killed it
CrystalFenix
:
killed what?
ParanoidPuppit
:
it
CrystalFenix
:
what is it?
ParanoidPuppit
:
what i was saying
CrystalFenix
:
what were you saying?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i said then stop bringing it up and being
so defensive
CrystalFenix
:
and another question: why do you have
MoonRaiser on your hated list in your profile?
ParanoidPuppit
:
why dont i have you is the question?
CrystalFenix
:
you do
CrystalFenix
:
go check
ParanoidPuppit
:
no i dont
ParanoidPuppit
:
its the %n code
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh...
ParanoidPuppit
:
i thought i had tarrsk on there
CrystalFenix
:
what's wrong with Tarrsk?
ParanoidPuppit
:
nuthin
CrystalFenix
:
then why bother putting him on the hate
list?
ParanoidPuppit
:
but he unlike other people would understand
im not serious about that shit
CrystalFenix
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
so that fools that see %n would be
tricked
CrystalFenix
:
actually, I believe you ARE serious about
that stuff
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh...
ParanoidPuppit
:
if they see their name alone on the hate,
theyll know what it is, but with other names they think its
real
CrystalFenix
:
you hate my guts (for reasons you've even
forgotten) so I wouldn't surprised if it was on there
ParanoidPuppit
:
you see i forget i hate you till i see
you
CrystalFenix
:
but back to the question, why is MoonRaiser
on the list?
ParanoidPuppit
:
bah, i hate you cuz you take everything too
seriously
ParanoidPuppit
:
becuz
ParanoidPuppit
:
basically like tarrsk and prog
CrystalFenix
:
Tarrsk and Prog serious?
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh
CrystalFenix
:
don't make me laugh
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
ParanoidPuppit
:
i didnt mean that
ParanoidPuppit
:
i mean for moonraiser
CrystalFenix
:
but that's what you said
CrystalFenix
:
MoonRaiser takes things seriously because
he expects people to be serious about their work
CrystalFenix
:
and why is Bubbles Babe on there,
too?
ParanoidPuppit
:
O_O shut up and let me talk
CrystalFenix
:
lead the way...
ParanoidPuppit
:
becuz BubblesBabe gave me the idea to use
%n
ParanoidPuppit
:
for a hate list thing
CrystalFenix
:
pfeh... that doesn't put her in the list,
too
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
everyone in the hate list, is not
hated
ParanoidPuppit
:
theyre just names of people i think wouldnt
mind being there
CrystalFenix
:
I don't really care
CrystalFenix
:
I just find it offensive that some nice
people are on there
ParanoidPuppit
:
its so that %n is tricked better
ParanoidPuppit
:
ergh
ParanoidPuppit
:
you hve twisted my mind
ParanoidPuppit
:
my brain hurts
CrystalFenix
:
how in doing so?
ParanoidPuppit
:
huh?
CrystalFenix
:
how have I twisted your mind?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yur being to seripus
ParanoidPuppit
:
serious*
CrystalFenix
:
how is this serious?
ParanoidPuppit
:
and keep bringing up topic after
topic
CrystalFenix
:
i'm perfectly calm now
ParanoidPuppit
:
and my mind got lost
CrystalFenix
:
what's wrong with bringing up
topics?
CrystalFenix
:
it's called being social
CrystalFenix
:
to bring up topics
ParanoidPuppit
:
but they were topics brought up in anger
against me
CrystalFenix
:
where they in anger?
CrystalFenix
:
I thought I said I was calm...
ParanoidPuppit
:
ya
ParanoidPuppit
:
in agression.
CrystalFenix
:
calm and agression?
ParanoidPuppit
:
in a negative way towards me
CrystalFenix
:
in other words, opposite of what the normal
mind things occurs to you
ParanoidPuppit
:
you can be calm and agressive.
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
CrystalFenix
:
but how is this put in anger towards
you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
excuse me as i hit my head against a
wall
CrystalFenix
:
be my guest...
CrystalFenix
:
but come back and talk...
ParanoidPuppit
:
back
CrystalFenix
:
ok
CrystalFenix
:
say, didn't before, you say you were
arrested?
CrystalFenix
:
for what reason again?
ParanoidPuppit
:
basically i dislike you, cuz talking to you
now just killed my hyperness and my good mood
CrystalFenix
:
you had a good mood?
CrystalFenix
:
oh, I'm sorry...
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes i did
ParanoidPuppit
:
now i have to drink MORE caffeine
CrystalFenix
:
caffeine?
CrystalFenix
:
coffee perhaps?
ParanoidPuppit
:
and that means i wasted lots of soda
ParanoidPuppit
:
soda
ParanoidPuppit
:
soda-ey soda
CrystalFenix
:
out of curiosity, how old are you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i want a pool of pepsi some day
ParanoidPuppit
:
13
CrystalFenix
:
wow... that's pretty young
CrystalFenix
:
you're one of the few younger artists
here...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
rockerbabes 14
CrystalFenix
:
yup
ParanoidPuppit
:
and brownies 14
CrystalFenix
:
Peppermint is 13
CrystalFenix
:
she just turned 13
ParanoidPuppit
:
somehow that makes me a younger
artist
CrystalFenix
:
it's not too bad being young
CrystalFenix
:
it'll be something you want once you're
older
ParanoidPuppit
:
i like being young now.
CrystalFenix
:
that's good
ParanoidPuppit
:
except for the school
CrystalFenix
:
especially since that got you out of almost
being thrown in jail (from what I've heard)
ParanoidPuppit
:
wait, how old are you?
CrystalFenix
:
I'm 15
CrystalFenix
:
16 on May 19
ParanoidPuppit
:
i wasnt thrown in jail
CrystalFenix
:
keyword almost
CrystalFenix
:
=)
CrystalFenix
:
what happened exactly?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i was in no way close to being thrown in
jail
CrystalFenix
:
what happened? I'm bored anyway...
ParanoidPuppit
:
i wrote in wet cement, cuz a fool friend
took too long writing the cops pulled up and arrested us
CrystalFenix
:
all I remember from what you've said was
you were about to go into jail if your parents didn't
come...
CrystalFenix
:
sorry, I was kicked... did you say
anything?
ParanoidPuppit signed on at 1:45:47
AM.
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
CrystalFenix
:
ok
CrystalFenix
:
eh? Stalked list?
ParanoidPuppit
:
besides the part where i said i dont want
to talk anymore cuz yur depressing me.
CrystalFenix
:
sorry
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes, stalked list, good for the list
CrystalFenix
:
but here's a lil question that might cheer
ya up...
CrystalFenix
:
you have a crush on Rockerbabe?
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
CrystalFenix
:
eh? she's on your stalked list...
CrystalFenix
:
^_~
ParanoidPuppit
:
heh, so?
CrystalFenix
:
I never heard of a person that stalks on a
person they don't have a crush on
ParanoidPuppit
:
BB would be there too..
CrystalFenix
:
BB?
ParanoidPuppit
:
buttercup babe
CrystalFenix
:
ah
CrystalFenix
:
I was wondering
CrystalFenix
:
if you meant Bubbles Babe
CrystalFenix
:
or BumbleBee
ParanoidPuppit
:
buttercup babe is the original BB
CrystalFenix
:
yes
CrystalFenix
:
I know that
CrystalFenix
:
why would she be on the list anyway?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i know where BB lives
CrystalFenix
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
O:-)
CrystalFenix
:
crush?
ParanoidPuppit
:
old crush
CrystalFenix
:
ah...
CrystalFenix
:
did you stalk her?
ParanoidPuppit
:
na
ParanoidPuppit
:
joked about it, but that was it
CrystalFenix
:
then why didja say you were gonna put on
her your list
CrystalFenix
:
:P
ParanoidPuppit
:
cuz, we joked about stalkjin
eachother
CrystalFenix
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
the question is, who do you have a crush on
CrystalFenix
:
nice try...
CrystalFenix
:
that'll reveal my gender
ParanoidPuppit
:
i know
CrystalFenix
:
i pretty much know all the tricks
ParanoidPuppit
:
i actually didnt realize it would till i
hit enter
CrystalFenix
:
heh
CrystalFenix
:
think ahead a lot?
CrystalFenix
:
=P
ParanoidPuppit
:
sometimes
CrystalFenix
:
I see...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...like when im thinkin what im gonna get
from the liquor store
CrystalFenix
:
hehe
CrystalFenix
:
what kind of liquor?
CrystalFenix
:
=)
ParanoidPuppit
:
ya
ParanoidPuppit
:
i usually have to check this old bottle i
have
CrystalFenix
:
old bottle?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i remember its green
ParanoidPuppit
:
and german
CrystalFenix
:
german liquor?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
ParanoidPuppit
:
liquér
ParanoidPuppit
:
or sumthin
CrystalFenix
:
ah
ParanoidPuppit
:
i think i remember what its called
ParanoidPuppit
:
i just have no idea how to spell it
CrystalFenix
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
to many funky marks
CrystalFenix
:
I know what you mean...
ParanoidPuppit
:
yeghermeister
ParanoidPuppit
:
or sumthin
CrystalFenix
:
wow... you know your stuff
ParanoidPuppit
:
i do?
CrystalFenix
:
seems like it
ParanoidPuppit
:
key word seems
CrystalFenix : well, it's true
ParanoidPuppit
:
good for me
CrystalFenix
:
yup
ParanoidPuppit
:
im prepared to be an alcolholic
CrystalFenix
:
heheh
CrystalFenix
:
say, I g2g now
ParanoidPuppit
:
whatever, cya
CrystalFenix
:
I've gotta work in the morning
CrystalFenix
:
cya later
CrystalFenix
:
bye
| I hate you, but this time I know why. |
|
It seems Puppit was upset about the above conversation and had a bone to pick with me for posting it. Mind you, I probably would have taken it down if he had just come to me and asked nicely. Be he didn't. Instead, he went and "talked trash" about me to other people. I was planning on ignoring the whole thing but, Puppit decided to AIM me in order to "yell at me...for a reason." I gave him a number opportunities to apologize, but he never did. Here is the conversation from start to finish with a bunch of words censored:
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE!
MoonraiserRR
:
Welcome!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and if you want me
to be more specific..DIE PAINFULLY
ParanoidPuppit
:
for a
reason!
ParanoidPuppit
:
involving net
kooks!
MoonraiserRR
:
What about?
ParanoidPuppit
:
the discussion with
AIM with CF
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes, and?
ParanoidPuppit
:
why was I not
informed about my words being put in public
ParanoidPuppit
:
cuz 2 parts of it i
really dont want there
ParanoidPuppit
:
1 reason is the
summer school, i dont need everyone knowing im going to freaking
summer school
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, for one, I don't need your permission
since I got it from CF. And he/she has every right to make a record
of his/her conversation.
ParanoidPuppit
:
its also my
conversation though
MoonraiserRR
:
Yeah, and?
MoonraiserRR
:
So what?
ParanoidPuppit
:
and half of that
conversation is mine!
ParanoidPuppit
:
id like that taken
down
MoonraiserRR
:
If you call someone on the phone and they
tape record it, they can do that without your permission. It's
the same thing.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok then
ParanoidPuppit
:
so you refuse to
take me down
ParanoidPuppit
:
well the
conversation down
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats
great
MoonraiserRR
:
I'd suggest in the future you not talk
trash.
ParanoidPuppit
:
just take me off
rr.net altogether
MoonraiserRR
:
If you like. When I get a
chance...
ParanoidPuppit
:
im not submitting
any art anyway
MoonraiserRR
:
No kidding.
ParanoidPuppit
:
i do have a lot of
stuff though
MoonraiserRR
:
Uh huh.
MoonraiserRR
:
So, what possible threat is
that?
ParanoidPuppit
:
dunno
MoonraiserRR
:
That's what I thought.
ParanoidPuppit
:
who said it was a
threat
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, let's see. First you tell me to take
your stuff down, but you also say you got tons of other stuff.
Who cares?
ParanoidPuppit
:
you do
ParanoidPuppit
:
if it was a threat
if id say...YOU SHALL DIE
ParanoidPuppit
:
or I WILL KILL
YOU
ParanoidPuppit
:
in which case its
still not a threat
MoonraiserRR
:
Um, if you say to someone "I will kill you"
that is a threat and can involve law enforcement.
ParanoidPuppit
:
you are bringing it
up after all
ParanoidPuppit
:
i know
MoonraiserRR
:
Hey, you messaged me...
ParanoidPuppit
:
you
responded
MoonraiserRR
:
Your point?
ParanoidPuppit
:
takes two to carry
on a conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes, but it only takes one person to post a
conversation on a "net kooks" page.
ParanoidPuppit
:
no, still
two
ParanoidPuppit
:
one has to send it
in after all
MoonraiserRR
:
Guess again.
MoonraiserRR
:
Not if one of the people owns the
website.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok, guess that
works
MoonraiserRR
:
Uh huh.
ParanoidPuppit
:
but it would be odd
if you posted you talking to yourself
MoonraiserRR
:
So what in particular about the
conversation between you and CF do you object to?
ParanoidPuppit
:
mostly the fact that
it was mostly a private conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Did you tell him not to mention any of it
to anyone?
ParanoidPuppit
:
at the time i was
trying to keep it as no one knew i was going to summer
school
MoonraiserRR
:
If you didn't want anyone to know, why the
heck did you tell him/her?
ParanoidPuppit
:
did you see the part
where he kept bugging me
ParanoidPuppit
:
i also felt bad for
yelling at him earlier for a reason associated with
that
MoonraiserRR
:
Yeah, so? If I kept bugging you to jump off
a bridge, would you do it?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Don't tempt me ^_^
ParanoidPuppit
:
will you pay for the
bungee equipment
MoonraiserRR
:
I have rubber bands we can use.
ParanoidPuppit
:
...hmmm...maybe
ParanoidPuppit
:
can i use one of the
rubberbands and shoot you with it?
MoonraiserRR
:
So are you done being p*ssed?
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Good.
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else?
ParanoidPuppit
:
nope, thats bout
it
ParanoidPuppit
:
*shoots you with
rubber band*
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, this has been a very enlightening
conversation, I must say...
ParanoidPuppit
:
no it
hasnt
MoonraiserRR
:
Alright, you got me! You are a terrible
conversationalist...
ParanoidPuppit
:
all i learned is
that my history teacher tought me something worth
while
ParanoidPuppit
:
you cant carry on a
conversation with a tree
MoonraiserRR
:
How would your teacher know unless he/she
tried it?
ParanoidPuppit
:
I think he
did
MoonraiserRR
:
I wouldn't take advice from people that
attempt to talk to trees.
ParanoidPuppit
:
His reason for
giving us tons of homework is because he's bigger then
us\
ParanoidPuppit
:
and he threatens to
sit on us
ParanoidPuppit
:
or run us over with
his bald car
MoonraiserRR
:
A bald car? How does a car lose it's
hair?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i dont
know
MoonraiserRR
:
Did he ever sit on you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
but hes bald and
stresses stuff being bald
ParanoidPuppit
:
no, i stay out of
his way
ParanoidPuppit
:
he says we have too
much hair
MoonraiserRR
:
Does he have any bald friends?
ParanoidPuppit
:
balding
ParanoidPuppit
:
but not
bald
MoonraiserRR
:
You should give him a pamphlet for the Hair
Club for Men. I'm sure he would appreciate that.
ParanoidPuppit
:
na
ParanoidPuppit
:
hes proud of being
bald
MoonraiserRR
:
Did he ever tell the class, "Grass doesn't grow on a busy street?"
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
MoonraiserRR
:
If he does, remind him that it doesn't grow
in cement either.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ok
MoonraiserRR
:
So how long have you been talking to
trees?
ParanoidPuppit
:
A while
ParanoidPuppit
:
maybe 1...1 and a
half years
MoonraiserRR
:
And what kinds of things do they say to
you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
they
say...
ParanoidPuppit
:
chirp
chirp
MoonraiserRR
:
I don't think that was the tree answering
you.
ParanoidPuppit
:
and sometimes
therell be like a russling
ParanoidPuppit
:
or a
crack
ParanoidPuppit
:
one time i was
talking to my neighbors tree, then this huge branch started
cracking and it fell onto the neighbors yard
MoonraiserRR
:
Did you yell, "TIMBER!!!"
ParanoidPuppit
:
no
ParanoidPuppit
:
i yelled "OWE! MY
HEAD!"
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, that explains a lot...
ParanoidPuppit
:
ya
MoonraiserRR
:
Well, I gotta make an update on the
website. Is there anything you wanna say before I add this,
er...I mean make the changes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
heh
ParanoidPuppit
:
uhm, lets
see
ParanoidPuppit
:
Hi MOM!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and...
ParanoidPuppit
:
I am god!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and... Moonraiser
sucks!
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats is
ParanoidPuppit
:
it*
MoonraiserRR
:
Thank you your holiness.
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE
MoonraiserRR
:
I shall spread your word throughout the
land!
ParanoidPuppit
:
how about you
dont
ParanoidPuppit
:
and we say you
didnt
MoonraiserRR
:
What's in it for me?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...a
nickel
MoonraiserRR
:
My going price is a dime!
ParanoidPuppit
:
fine
MoonraiserRR
:
You have insulted me, sir!
ParanoidPuppit
:
a quarter, but no
less!
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay fine, a quarter of a million dollars it
is...
ParanoidPuppit
:
....i mean, dime it
is
MoonraiserRR
:
Send it to my Swiss Bank account in
Scotland.
ParanoidPuppit
:
k
ParanoidPuppit
:
wait wait
wait
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else you wanna say before I end
this conversation and update the website?
ParanoidPuppit
:
add this
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
F*CK D*MN WH*RE SL*T B*TCH (other random cuss words here)
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
MoonraiserRR
:
go on...
ParanoidPuppit
:
All watch the
continuing movie Anne Frank on ABC
ParanoidPuppit
:
its about the great
story of a young girl during the holocaust and theres naziscrying
and stuff
ParanoidPuppit
:
nazis and crying and
stuff*
MoonraiserRR
:
Wow! Crying Nazis!
MoonraiserRR
:
I'll be sure to tune in to see
that!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and....in the end
Indiana Jones saves the day
MoonraiserRR
:
Anything else you wanna say?
ParanoidPuppit
:
thats it *Indiana
Jones music plays for a while and fades out*
MoonraiserRR
:
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-hat's all folks! (cue
looney toons music)
ParanoidPuppit
:
hey
MoonraiserRR
:
Yes?
ParanoidPuppit
:
you ruined my
indiana jones ending...DIE
MoonraiserRR
:
This is the longest ending in history
folks!
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
DIE NOW
ParanoidPuppit
:
*waits*
MoonraiserRR
:
Nope, still here
MoonraiserRR
:
Are you done?
ParanoidPuppit
:
..no
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay, go ahead.
ParanoidPuppit
:
first you
die
MoonraiserRR
:
Die? I can't wait that long. That could
take YEARS!
MoonraiserRR
:
I wanna update the website
NOW...
ParanoidPuppit
:
too bad
ParanoidPuppit
:
first die
MoonraiserRR
:
Wait. Maybe if I concentrate...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
MoonraiserRR
:
Nope. Still alive.
ParanoidPuppit
:
so, what ya gonna
update?
MoonraiserRR
:
Oh, you'll see.
ParanoidPuppit
:
o wait...o wait...i
have a link
ParanoidPuppit
:
wheee
ParanoidPuppit
:
besides
that
ParanoidPuppit
:
http://www.cronowerx-media.com/niko/frealms/
<---Niko Geyer
rules
ParanoidPuppit
:
and ________
<------ once i get my cousins site, his art rules
too
ParanoidPuppit
:
but hes a wh*re and
his life is too nice
ParanoidPuppit
:
him and his $100
tips
MoonraiserRR
:
Is there a point to any of this?
ParanoidPuppit
:
no...
ParanoidPuppit
:
but...
ParanoidPuppit
:
im stalling
you
MoonraiserRR
:
No, you are just adding more
"content."
ParanoidPuppit
:
yes
ParanoidPuppit
:
exactly!
ParanoidPuppit
:
so
ParanoidPuppit
:
how long can a saved
file be?
ParanoidPuppit
:
is there a limit to
conversation
MoonraiserRR
:
Longer than you can type at a keyboard
little man...
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
well see about
that!
ParanoidPuppit
:
and dont call me
little!
ParanoidPuppit
:
I am pretty tall in
my family
ParanoidPuppit
:
:-P
MoonraiserRR
:
Why, what are you going to do? Ring my
doorbell and run?
ParanoidPuppit
:
are you married
yet?
MoonraiserRR
:
How tall are you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...
ParanoidPuppit
:
how do i
know
ParanoidPuppit
:
do i look like i
know that off the top of my head?
ParanoidPuppit
:
i am constantly
growing fool
ParanoidPuppit
:
so
MoonraiserRR
:
How much have you grown since we started
this conversation?
ParanoidPuppit
:
...half an
inch
MoonraiserRR
:
I hope the half an inch that grew isn't where I'm thinking!
ParanoidPuppit
:
now, as i was
saying
ParanoidPuppit
:
*lies down in
therapist couch type thing*
ParanoidPuppit
:
I used to actually
look up to my cousin as a role model of sorts having no real role
model in my life.
ParanoidPuppit
:
But recently i
realized i never wanted to be like him, in fact, he
sucks
ParanoidPuppit
:
But his life is
good
MoonraiserRR
:
Who is your role model now?
ParanoidPuppit
:
Shigero
Miyamato
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
Rockerbabe
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Niko
Geyer
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Link from the
Legend of Zelda
ParanoidPuppit
:
and a few other
people
ParanoidPuppit
:
and Itoi, cant
forget Itoi
ParanoidPuppit
:
and
Johen...or...whats his name
ParanoidPuppit
:
anyway
ParanoidPuppit
:
I just wanted a life
like my cousin
MoonraiserRR
:
How about a role model who's goals are
attainable for you?
ParanoidPuppit
:
he had a father,
sibling, normal mother
ParanoidPuppit
:
he played sports and
did much other stuff
ParanoidPuppit
:
he had a
life
ParanoidPuppit
:
o...role
model...
MoonraiserRR
:
Well...I gotta get the 'ol website updated
and such. Anything you wanna say before I make my
updates?
ParanoidPuppit
:
uhm...that bum down
the street
ParanoidPuppit
:
...of
course
ParanoidPuppit
:
i dont wanna stop
saying stuff
MoonraiserRR
:
Well say something interesting at
least...
ParanoidPuppit
:
ooo..soon im getting
a Playstation 2 ^_^
ParanoidPuppit
:
and ill still be
able to get a Gamecube when it comes out
MoonraiserRR
:
Oh good, you can become even more
self-absorbed.
ParanoidPuppit
:
video game
absorbed
ParanoidPuppit
:
video games are
life...along with caffeine
MoonraiserRR
:
Okay, I'm about to click on File, Save...
Any last words?
ParanoidPuppit
:
hey, i ahve another
role model
ParanoidPuppit
:
the guy at the local
video game store
MoonraiserRR
:
30 seconds...
ParanoidPuppit
:
he has a kick ass
job
MoonraiserRR
:
20 seconds.
ParanoidPuppit
:
all video games
around him
ParanoidPuppit
:
free PS2
MoonraiserRR
:
10 seconds.
ParanoidPuppit
:
ooo
ParanoidPuppit
:
you suck
MR
MoonraiserRR
:
3
MoonraiserRR
:
2
MoonraiserRR
:
1
ParanoidPuppit
:
dont you
dare
ParanoidPuppit
:
b*tch
MoonraiserRR
:
CLICK!
ParanoidPuppit
