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Who's on first?  Glenn.  Glenn who?  I don't know.  Third base!

For some reason, this e-mail I received reminded me of the old Abbot and Costello routine:

From: tyke@aohell.com
Date: Wednesday, June 19, 2002 2:28 PM
Subject: (no subject)
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

whoi is glenn

I was tempted to reply with something along the lines of, "Glenn is our first baseman," but I didn't have the energy to bait this guy.

Update: Starmyu got contacted, too!  Look:

From: tyke@aohell.com
Date: Wednesday, June 19, 2002 2:55 PM
Subject: (no subject)
To: StarMyu1@aol.com

whoi is glennnnnnnnn?????????????

Another update: Guess who wrote back?  Look:

From: tyke@aohell.com
Date: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 2:03 PM
Subject: (no subject)
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

u jerk i hate u and the way u always obsessed over a kids show that sucks id under stand if it waz south park or home movies but ppgs cmon get real dawg u suck we all know that get a life jerk!!!

Yet another update: This is too funny:

From: tyke@aohell.com
Date: Friday, June 28, 2002 4:35 PM
Subject: u suck loser
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

u suck punk if i see u on the street u would piss your pants punk say something 2morrow @ 9 am i dare u if u dont u are a punk!

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