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Ebonics is not a real language.

I got this message from a user asking about avatars in the forums:

From: Marky Mark Mackin' Mack Whiteboy <mmmm@mypeeps.com>
Date: 26 Mar 2002 16:08:58 -0700
Subject: I have a question
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

Okay u kno da avars,
do u have 2 make ur own
if so how?
 
Hood Rat

I'm not sure if this is ebonics, leetspeak, or some other kind of bastardization of the English language.  I decided to phrase my reply in leetspeak using an English to Leet converter I found on the web.  Here's my reply:

From: "King Moonraiser" <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com>
Date: Tue Mar 26 16:21:13 2002 (PST)
To: mmmm@mypeeps.com
Subject: Re: I have a question

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--- Marky Mark Mackin' Mack Whiteboy <mmmm@mypeeps.com> wrote:
> Okay u kno da avars,
> do u have 2 make ur own
> if so how?
>
>
> Hood Rat

I guess he doesn't speak my lingo because he writes back with the following:

From: Marky Mark Mackin' Mack Whiteboy <mmmm@mypeeps.com>
Date: 26 Mar 2002 16:08:58 -0700
Subject: I have a question
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

um What does dat mean?
 
-----Original Message-----
From: "King Moonraiser" <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com>
Sent: Wednesday, March 27, 2002 12:21 AM
To: mmmm@mypeeps.com
Cc:
Subject: Re: I have a question

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--- Marky Mark Mackin' Mack Whiteboy <mmmm@mypeeps.com> wrote:
> Okay u kno da avars,
> do u have 2 make ur own
> if so how?
>
>
> Hood Rat

Hmmm, this time I'll try "jive talk" thanks to the Dialectizer. Here's my second reply:

From: "King Moonraiser" <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com>
Date: Tue Mar 26 18:19:06 2002 (PST)
To: mmmm@mypeeps.com
Subject: Re: I have a question

Oh, ah' dought ya' rapped "leetspeak." Mah' baaaad.  Whut ah' said wuz dat ya' should check out da damn fo'ums fo' de info'mashun.

I assume he understood me because he didn't send another reply...or maybe he just gave up.  Either way, success!

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