Abunai-san gets yet another e-mail from a middle-aged overweight man looking for love. I don't have anything against people seeking online relationships, but to send an unflattering picture of yourself to a complete stranger is not my idea of romance. Take a look at his picture:
Yes, the black bar was put there by me. This guy's even lamer than the last one! What possessed him to send a picture of himself at work in a grungy old machine shop (or whatever the hell that place is) wearing his uniform? Did he really think he was going to impress her? Hmmm, maybe I can help. Let's try a more suitable surrounding:
WOW! What a hunk! Calm down ladies; this one is Abunai's. Better luck next time. |
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