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Hiya baby!  Wanna see my tool?

Abunai-san gets yet another e-mail from a middle-aged overweight man looking for love.  I don't have anything against people seeking online relationships, but to send an unflattering picture of yourself to a complete stranger is not my idea of romance.  Take a look at his picture:

From: SW-FA-M@aohell.com
Date: Sat, 22 Dec 2001 19:02:18 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: creaturesofdarkness@hotmail.com

I have no idea what these levers do.

Yes, the black bar was put there by me.  This guy's even lamer than the last one!  What possessed him to send a picture of himself at work in a grungy old machine shop (or whatever the hell that place is) wearing his uniform?  Did he really think he was going to impress her?  Hmmm, maybe I can help.  Let's try a more suitable surrounding:

Hunka hunka burnin' love!

WOW!  What a hunk!  Calm down ladies; this one is Abunai's.  Better luck next time.

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