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Beware!  There is a big scary 'ol hacker on the loose!  Here is his "leet" message:

From: stink@coldmail.com
Date: Sunday, November 18, 2001 2:30 PM
Subject: RE:please let me in
To: moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com

I am a HACKER so let me in or i will GET in.

Sincerily,
[NAME WITHHELD]
P.S.DON"T SUE!!!

I think he'd have a better chance with "I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your website down!" Don't worry, I won't sue. How can I? I don't have any damages to claim; nothing happened. However, it is my duty as an American to forward any such e-mails to the FBI. I mean, who knows? Maybe he's a terrorist or something.

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