|
I
get nutty requests all the time. Here's one I got recently:
| From: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
| Date: |
Saturday,
November 17, 2001 4:06 PM |
| Subject: |
Hi |
| To: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
Hi
my name is Vincent... i was wondering if u could help a brother out my friend
Kyx or sumthing like that... i was wondering if u could put her in the fan art
page cuz she would be so grateful if u could do that cuz i missed her birthday
so this is a good way to give her belated b-day.... her character is Crystal or
sumthing like that.....so jus sayin' if u don't wanna then it's okay ... but if
u can then thanks..... if u do then e-mail her i really am grateful if u
do........her rael name is [NAME WITHHELD] and she is on Powerpuff.com.....
k thanks 4 hearing a brother out....
|
|
I
was able to piece together who the person was from the mumbo-jumbo he spewed
forth in the above message. Here
is my reply:
| From: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
| Date: |
17
Nov 2001 14:56:40 PST |
| Subject: |
Re:
(no subject) |
| To: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
I
think I spoke to her already. Just tell her to join the forums and post her
artwork there. That way I'll be able to evaluate it.
|
|
Reading
comprehension must not be one of his strong points, because I get the following
e-mail in my inbox:
| From: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
| Date: |
Tuesday,
November 20, 2001 9:44 PM |
| Subject: |
hi |
| To: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
hi
again can u answer my friend's question
|
|
Uh...I
did. I already explained what she should do in my response. Guess
what? He sends me a follow-up message:
| From: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
| Date: |
Wednesday,
November 21, 2001 6:04 PM |
| Subject: |
hey
answer me! |
| To: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
Wtf?
answer my friend's
question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
|
|
Say
WHAT?!!! That does it! FLAME ON! Here is my reply:
| From: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
| Date: |
21
Nov 2001 15:16:46 PST |
| Subject: |
hi |
| To: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
Where
the hell do you get off speaking to me like that?!
I already WROTE to your friend! If you friend has any questions, let him/her
e-mail me themself!
As for you, go to hell!
--- AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com wrote:
> Wtf? answer my friend's
> question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >
|
|
He
send me the following "apology":
| From: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
| Date: |
Wednesday,
November 21, 2001 6:23 PM |
| Subject: |
(no
subject) |
| To: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
hey
i'm just wondering cuz my iz hella piss that u didn't answer her so my
bad
|
|
Oh,
I didn't realize you were "hella piss." Well guess what?
I'm even madder! I respond:
| From: |
moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com |
| Date: |
21
Nov 2001 17:21:44 PST |
| Subject: |
Re:
(no subject) |
| To: |
AsTrOsMuRf@aohell.com |
Listen
you assh*le, I DID answer her, so don't give me any of your sh*t.
--- AsNpRoPhEcEe@aol.com wrote:
> hey i'm just wondering cuz my iz hella piss that u
> didn't answer her so my
> bad
|
|
I
censored the swear words here, but not in the actual e-mail.
|
