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My girlfriend is Buttercup's twin sister.

Buttercup Saiyajin got this in her mailbox:

From: "Junior ensalada" <salad_jr@coldmail.com>
Date: Tue, 16 Oct 2001 17:30:32 -0500
Subject: hi
To: buttercupsaiyajin@hotmail.com

hi buttercup saiyajin..... i saw yours pictures on rowdyruff.net...... 
and i liked very much i was wondering if u can draw my girlfriend and i.... 
what u said?

She replied saying she would consider it, but she needed pictures or a description of both.  Here was his response:

From: "Junior ensalada" <salad_jr@coldmail.com>
Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2001 17:09:35 -0500
Subject: hi
To: buttercupsaiyajin@hotmail.com

ok buttercup saiyajin i will try to scann a picturo of both.....
if i cant i will tell u the descriptions..... thanks again

A few days pass and then:

From: "Junior ensalada" <salad_jr@coldmail.com>
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 09:55:12 -0500
Subject: hi
To: buttercupsaiyajin@hotmail.com

hi buttercupsaiyajin i cant scann the photo...problems with the epson..... 
but i will send u a pic of my girlfriend and I in.. PPG cartoon.... it is ok????

She replies saying that a verbal description would do just fine and to include hair color/style, eye color, and preferred outfits.  This is the next message she received from him:

From: "Junior ensalada" <salad_jr@coldmail.com>
Date: Sat, 20 Oct 2001 21:10:09 -0500
Subject: hi
To: buttercupsaiyajin@hotmail.com

ok thanks good idea....ok she is like buttercup.... she have the same 
hair cut and hair color ... and green eyes too ... her favorites colors are 
black,blue,yellow and red (in order) she hate make up i have green eyes... 
my hair cut is like a saiyayin like Yamcha.... (but when he have short 
hair but all stand up...) my hair color is brown or cheastnut..... my 
favorites colors are dark blue, black and green... (in order too) i hope u 
undertand the description.... if need anything else just tell me...

That's not a very good description of her.  However, he does give a very detailed description of himself.  (Maybe he's having such a hard time describing her because she doesn't exist...but I digress.)  Anyway, Buttercup Saiyajin responds asking for some more details about her.  He responds with an e-mail with pictures of anime characters he looks like.  Oh yeah, he sends another message that better describes his girlfriend:

From: "Junior ensalada" <salad_jr@coldmail.com>
Date: Sun, 21 Oct 2001 17:01:33 -0500
Subject: hi
To: buttercupsaiyajin@hotmail.com

yeah exactly...she is likebuttercup... thanks again

Hey, I have an idea.  Take a picture of Buttercup and send it to him.  Just say that it's a picture of his girlfriend that you drew especially for him.  Problem solved.

UPDATE: Here is the picture Buttercup Saiyajin made for this guy:

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