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Next on Fox: When first graders attack.

I was under the assumption that young kids today were a lot more sophisticated than prior generations.  I thought childish taunts like "stupid head" and "fart face" went the way of the dodo.  Considering the amount of profanity on television and the Internet, I figured all the four-letter words that I was exposed to in junior high would be commonplace in grammar school by now.  I guess I should be happy that my beliefs were proven wrong.  Take a look at this e-mail I received recently:

From: DarkHouseDress@powderduff.com
Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2001 16:00:40 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: >:p
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

>:p I don't like you at all!!! You let down tons of peeps and say," Oh,
that sucks!" to almost everybody. Hmph! Well, you're just an idiot
bumhead!!

Idiot bumhead?  Wow!  That's a blast from the past!  What's next?  Is he gonna "double-dog dare me" to fight him after school?

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