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I need advice from a "Colin Lover."

The webmaster of RRB World sent me an e-mail she received from good 'ol Raymond:

From: everybodyhatesRaymond@aohell.com
To: "Colin Lover" <colinfanz0rz@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 6 Sep 2001 16:53:55 EDT
Subject: (no subject)

Dear. Colin Lover

What about Battle Him in the password new so tell me its new okay so bye
ya.

Here's the thing that strikes me as ironic.  Raymond doesn't misspell or misinterpret the webmaster's name.  I would have bet money that he would have written "Colon Lover" instead.  Score one for Raymond.  Yay!  I thought we'd never find out what this was all about, but Raymond sent another correspondence to "clarify" his request:

From: everybodyhatesRaymond@aohell.com
To: "Colin Lover" <colinfanz0rz@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, 7 Sep 2001 16:15:33 EDT
Subject: (no subject)

Dear. Colin Lover

Thanks for asking me okay ahem I' m talking to Game Boy Color from
Powerpuff Girls Game you know but one more thing do you remember the Paint
Green , Bad Mojo Jojo and Battle Him sa internet please I want the passcode
or password to create new but I beat Him by using Bubbles by red chemical X
you know so do you understand this lesson I' m taking about so bye sis.

Ah, okay.  He wants the password to one of the PowerPuff Girls games on the Gameboy.  I don't know what she told Raymond, but here was the response:

From: everybodyhatesRaymond@aohell.com
To: "Colin Lover" <colinfanz0rz@hotmail.com>
Date: Sunday, September 09, 2001 1:07 AM
Subject: (no subject)

Dear. Colin Lover

What is the passwod of RockerBabe in Battle Him sorry i hate to write
this lettler
you know but I wonder to innor don' t ever see this letter of moonrasier you
know plus
king of day night oh but the way did you know moonrasier was create by
webmaster
of rowdyruff . network duh oh why happen next you my friend you being rood 
to
me
next try smart letter this mailing duh so in the mean time you have any
password
of Paint Green sa GBC game you have any question ya what I' m already change
my mine I' m apolozie to you I meen to so " BETTER ! " .

All I can say is, "WTF?!"

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