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When
I was a child, there would always be at least one kid in the group labeled as
the "baby." "Babies" are individuals that whine and
moan whenever things don't go their way. Everyone hated these immature
brats. In fact, the only reason anyone ever played with them is because
they'd throw a tantrum until either your friend, teacher, or parent got so sick
of hearing them bellyache that they'd force you to include the little twit in
whatever activity you were engaged in. Here is the tale of one such
individual.
The
first e-mail seemed like a standard "kook" message. However, the
subject line should have tipped me off:
| From: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
| Date: |
Sunday,
July 08, 2001 3:28 PM |
| Subject: |
I
want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
moonraiser@moonpuppies.com |
Dear
kingmoonraiser (or I think thats who you are) anyway I want to have
a fanart page. The only way you can see art is to go to my page in the
my art secion. my page adress is
www.rowdeyruff2001.housestead.com/rowdeyruff2001.html so please gimmie a
fanart page. p.s sign the guest book and I know I spelled rowdyruff
wrong but it was an axident. hyperteamrocket@coldmail.com is my e.mail
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I
took a look at the web page and the art was so-so. I sent the following
reply:
| From: |
King
Moonraiser <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com> |
| Date: |
08
Jul 2001 13:38:02 PDT |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
I saw your work on your website.
It's not bad, but I must decline. Why don't you
post your art in the message forums?
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The
reply I received seemed reasonable:
| From: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
| Date: |
Sunday, July 08, 2001 8:57 PM |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
moonraiser@moonpuppies.com |
Yes, well I would put them in the message forums if I new how. Umm you
are a big fan of mine and I always loves your site... but since I think
your so cool could you tell me how to put it there???
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So
I obliged:
| From: |
King
Moonraiser <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com> |
| Date: |
08 Jul 2001 19:45:43 PDT |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
If you go to the Fan Art section of the message boards, RockerBabe left step-by-step
instructions. If you are still confused, ask for help. There is always someone
there that can help you...
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I
thought that would be the end of it, but oh-no. Take a look at the response
I get:
| From: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
| Date: |
Monday, July 09, 2001 3:42 PM |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
moonraiser@moonpuppies.com |
I still don't understand and you saw my art anyway right?? so can I have
a fanart page, PLEASE????!!!!!!!
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I
tried to be nice, but I suppose I need to be more direct with her:
| From: |
King
Moonraiser <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com> |
| Date: |
09 Jul 2001 12:59:36 PDT |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
I do not like your art well enough to give you a page of your own.
However, you
are free to post your artwork in the message forums.
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Instead
of taking the hint, all hell breaks loose:
| From: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
| Date: |
Monday, July 09, 2001 7:06 PM |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
moonraiser@moonpuppies.com |
Please I'm puttin more art on my page alot and you'll see in provments.
PLEASE!!! What's wrong with my art anyway?I 've been to your site 37
times and evrytime wanted a fanart page and nows my only chance. SO
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
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I
try to clam her down:
| From: |
King
Moonraiser <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com> |
| Date: |
09 Jul 2001 16:25:07 PDT |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
Look, there's no need to get hysterical.
Why don't you just post some of your pics
in the message forums. Then I can look at them after they are posted.
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Nope.
Not good enough for her. Here is her reply:
| From: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
| Date: |
Tuesday, July 10, 2001 11:09 AM |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
moonraiser@moonpuppies.com |
Comeon! I need one!!! PLEASE!!!! I don't understand whats wrong with my
pics.What will convinse you to gimmie a fanart page?????? I'm
desprate!!!!And I still don't know how to post the art so come on!!!
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*Sigh*...
I respond with the following:
| From: |
King
Moonraiser <moonraiser@MoonPuppies.com> |
| Date: |
10 Jul 2001 10:13:47 PDT |
| Subject: |
Re:
I want a fanart page!!!! |
| To: |
June
Jizeater <Goofy@house.com> |
I
told you, if you need help, post a message and ask for help.
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Instead
of doing what I told her to do, she sends me another picture. Gimme a
break!
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