Crystal Fenix's psychopathic bi-sexual RockerBabe look-alike groupie.

I hand over the keyboard to Crystal Fenix for his/her tale of a net kook turned cyber-stalker:

Here was the first email I received:

I bet many artists get these kind of requests.  "Draw me!"  That's it.  We have no idea what the requester looks like, so we can't draw until we ask.  Well, I asked this person what she looks like and here's what she wrote back:

As a side note, RockerBabe showed me an e-mail that this person sent to her claiming that she looked exactly like RockerBabe.  Well, I guess the description she gave me somewhat says that, too.  Anyway, I replied saying that I'd draw it for her.  After I drew it, I sent it to her.  Here's her response:

Did she just kiss me and hug me without knowing if I'm a boy or girl?   Well, I sure as heck didn't tell her.  All I said in the reply was, "...okay. "  I get another e-mail from her:

Note that I still didn't tell her my gender!  And before I could reply back, I got this message:

I replied with, "Hehe, MoonRaiser is going on vacation this month and my pics won't be updated. Sorry. "  She replies:

Now this message just plain freaked me out...  She still doesn't know if I'm a guy or girl, nor does she care.  Yet, she still wants to kiss and hug me.   Well, I replied that I would continue drawing pics of her and that's pretty much all I said.  I've sent her the new picture she asked for and she sent me this reply:

Wait a second, did she just say she wanted me to draw a picture of us making love?!  I didn't quite understand what she meant, so I sent an e-mail to ask her for clarification.  Here is her reply:

The reply I sent to her had, "Re: Here's your piccy" as the subject.  She got confused and thought I sent her another picture.  I sent another e-mail to resolve the mix-up.  Here was her next reply:

She still doesn't get it.  I try to clarify again.  She responds:

Nope, still doesn't penetrate.  Well, I guess it's only possible for me to be her boyfriend if I was a boy.  It wouldn't make sense if I was a girl.  Right?  After I inform her of this fact, she replies:

How does she come to this conclusion?  She isn't even sure of my gender.  She doesn't have even the slightest bit of evidence of what it may be.  The scariest part is that she has fallen in love with my "puffed" online characterization.   I find that rather odd.  Sure, I can agree that my puff characters look cute and all, but how is it possible to fall in love with them?  Perhaps I'll ask Tarrsk, Prog, and Butch...  Anyway, I inform her that she is incorrect and that my gender is still a mystery to her.  Here is what I received next:

There we have it.  Proof she is bisexual.  Surprisingly, I'm freaked out more by bisexuals rather than full-blown homosexuals for some odd reason.

Maybe she really does think I'm male and she's just bluffing about kissing me if I was a girl?  I reply to explain to her that she shouldn't make any hasty assumptions about my gender.  Her reply was:

If there's one thing I like about this girl, it's how quickly she makes assumptions.  It took her a total of six days to reply to me and tell me I'm a girl.  I never really trust anybody on the Internet and you can safely assume that I certainly wouldn't trust this girl with all that previous e-mail she sent me.  A PPGWorld.com buddy list?  I didn't know PPGWorld.com had a buddy list or am I missing something?  Besides, she didn't have any proof I was a girl.