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Plenty of ideas, but no clue.

The technology that will allow human beings to transmit their thoughts across the Internet is not yet available.  I'm pretty sure what the majority of those thoughts will be, but since there are tons of porn sites already online, there's no real rush to develop any interface directly to the brain stem.  Anyway, here is a message from a person asking me how he can do it:

From: clippy@noname.com
Date: Wednesday, June 27, 2001 11:14:58
Subject: new person
To: moonraiser@moonpuppies.com

I have an idea but I dont know how to send
it.Got any ideas

Yeah, I have plenty of ideas.  Here, let me send you one.  BZZZZZDT!  There.  Did you get it?  No?  Hmmm, your brain must be too slow to receive my ideas.  Try going to the computer store and ask for a cerebral upgrade.

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