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Crystal
Fenix seems to attract the weirdest of weirdoes. Take a look at this
whack-job's message:
| From: |
muskrat@youknow.com |
| Date: |
Sun, 20 May 2001 08:48:24 -0400 (EDT) |
| Subject: |
What Is Your Gender? |
| To: |
crystalfenix@aol.com |
So we finally meet, Crystal Fenix............NOW! METEO! ...Just
kiddin'. I
can't get enough of Final Fantasy 2 or 4(same game, but some changes).
So, I
hear you nearly got stripped by Timebomb Sexy/Arcade Doll. I bet you
were
sceeeaaaaaaaaaared that she would discover your geeeeeeeender.
Now.......................................................................................
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....................................COULDYOUTELLMEYOURGENDER?
COULDYOUTELLMEYOURGENDER?PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE???
Now, how 'bout some Deja Vu(Transforms to alternate form, similiar to
Arcade
Doll).............................................................
...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....Where
should I
start..............ABOVE.........................................
or BELOW...............Hehehe........(Transforms back).Nah, I'll do it
later. Sorry for scaaaaaaaaarin' you like that. Now, seriously, what's
yer
gender? Or ya might have Deja Vu again..................! Nah! As I
said,
I'll do it again later. Now before I summon the ultimate
monster...........BAHAMUT!! NOWANSWERMENOW!!!!!!!!
PWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE?????????????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Oh, all right, I'll end this
e-mail.BUTTELLMEYOURGENDERWHENYOUEMAILBACK.
EXIT(vanishes from computer room)!......................
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But
it doesn't end there. His brother sends a follow-up message:
| From: |
phanaseestar@youknow.com |
| Date: |
Sun, 20 May 2001 09:12:05 -0400 (EDT) |
| Subject: |
Did you get his email? |
| To: |
crystalfenix@aol.com |
WWWAAASSSSSSUUUPPP CF???????!!!!!!
Did you get a email asking about you gender? That was my brother who
sent
it. Don't you think he is a sissy because, well he is 12 years old and
says
"PPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE"!!!! But I think it
would be
nice to know your gender. I think you are a boy, but no offense if you
are a
girl. You look like a boy to me because well.. uuhh... well..
hhhhmmmmm....... you just look like a boy! I promise not to tell if you
are,
sure I do. (Heh heh heh) Oh! Ignore that. Man, I'm acting like my
brother. I
am thinking of becoming a fanartist as soon as I get a scanner.Well
email me
sometime 'kay?
~*PHANASEE STAR*~
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Oh
joy! He wants to be a fan artist here as soon as he gets a scanner!
Looks like I'm going to have a few more net kook entries real soon.
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