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While you're at it, could you draw them for me, too?

Here is a person that honestly expected me to give her my home address so she could mail her artwork to me, have me scan it for her, and then post it on my website:

From: "silly biggerbottom" <iluvwolverine@coldmail.com>
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2001 15:39:42 -0500
Subject: you rock!
To: moonraiser@cyberdude.com

hi. my name is [NAME WITHHELD], and your site rules! i love it.

could you send me your address? i don't have a scanner, and i have some fan art. please.

I don't mind helping people out, but this is ridiculous!  Besides, does anyone in their right mind really think I'm going to give out my home address to a perfect stranger who hasn't grasped the rudimentary concept of a "Shift" key?  Yeah sure; I'll send you my home address along with my phone number, social security number, and mother's maiden name.  If you ever read in the newspaper some day that I was ritualistically disemboweled and murdered by a serial killer, you'll at least know why.

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