The Evil
HIM Happy Fun Time Show
by
Kevin Quill
Brick X: Hello everyone, i'm Brick X and i'm going to the dirty
bottom and ask every evil villian i meet with and ask them what's
it like to have HIM or "Chaos"(as he like to be called) as a
master and what better way to interview these people than at the
Tovnsville Correctional Facillity
I enter the Facillity and tell the Guard i want to interview a
bunch of villians, he acceptes and let's me in
Brick X: We're in luck look how many villians i've found to
accept an interview! Let's roll the cameras
*BEEP*
Brick X: So what's it like to have Chaos as a
master, you know
when your free from the jail cell
Sedusa: Well, we get 3 square meals a
day, and he tells us to do stuff, and that's......how we get our meals
*BEEP*
Darkside Moonraiser: Well, you know B.X. it's getting quite
frustraitingi mean it's always, "the Rowdyruffs are ruining my plans",
and "they're destroying this and that"and "they're ruining
my plans"(deep breath) i tell you i can't take much more of
this
*BEEP*
Major Man: I remember one time that Chaos told me to burn down
a forest, and i do it then the Rowdyruffs so up and i go like"Whao, i'm Major Man" it was all fun and
stuff, but they kicked
my butt, and i had to go back to Chaos' lab and he was all pissed
off and throwing stuff at me, but it was funny, anyways that's
it
*BEEP*
Lenny Baxter: Huh?
Lord Who?
Brick X: Lord Chaos, remember,
he captured you and sent to
destroy......
Lenny: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
......um....i don't know him that
much
*BEEP*
Auturo: Um....he pinches me.......a lot
Billy: Chaos, hates me......i don't know why but(sniviling)he
keeps on throwing stuff atme for no dang reason(bawling, while
Auturo is patting his back)
*BEEP*
Avercadaver: I want to kiiiiill him.....well.....you know i
want to kill everyone
*BEEP*
Brick X: When your free from this
burg, what do you do in your
spare time
Sandman: Well, in my spare time i like to open up my digest and
read a bit, and there's something that Snake has gotten me into
called Oragami, it's really fun where you......
Snake: Wha, what, i don't know what he's saying
Sandman: What, of course you do
Snake: wha, shut up Sandman
Sandman: ....You told me to take up oragami
Snake: (deep breath)Gonna hurt you!
*BEEP*
Brocoloid Emperor: What i like to do in my free time is
to........hide....from my master because he's scarry and
everything and with all that weird looking hair and all, what, wait, are you
rolling, what is this gonna be on
T.V.(paniced)Oh my god, i'm in trouble, um....master i do kind of
like you hair it's a nice shade of black, turn this camera off, i
said DO IT
*BEEP*
Giant Monster: I like to play......checkers
*BEEP*
Brick X: Besides being an evil
villian, Mojo Droid, what else do
you want to do, wha, what, what's he LOOKING AT
*BEEP*
Princess: I hope to be a big television
star, but....what i
really want to do is dirrect
*BEEP*
Catmando: I want a deadly cat toy
Roach Coach: I want my roaches to break the sound barrier
Boggyman: I just want to stay at home and eat..chips
*BEEP*
Harold Smith: A full time villian
*BEEP*
Patches: A construction worker
*BEEP*
Fuzzy: (holding a popsickle)A Popsickle
*BEEP*
Grubber: (Holding a bomb and laughing maniaclly)
Brick X: HIT THE DECK!!!
*BOOM*
Grubber: (singged and still laughing maniaclly)
Brick X: THAT'S IT, I'M OUT OF THIS NUT HOUSE
*THE END*
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