The Ms. Keane Puzzle Explained (or, "Blossom Craps Out")

by Alan Back (ajback@yahoo.com)

In “Him Diddle Riddle,” the girls run themselves ragged trying to solve a series of puzzles and challenges put to them by “Him.” One requires them to choose between Ms. Keane and an exact duplicate of her; this sequence has sparked much debate among fans. It therefore deserves some scrutiny.

The Setup

Two women, each looking and sounding exactly like Ms. Keane, are suspended over a shark tank. One is the genuine article, while the other is a phony. “Him” tells the girls that the real Keane will answer any question truthfully, but the phony will answer with a lie. The girls are allowed to ask them one question before choosing the one they think is real. If they pick correctly, her life will be spared; otherwise, both will be fed to the sharks.

The Approach

The girls consider and discard a few useless questions before Blossom comes up with this:

  • "Ms. Keanes...who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?"
  • From Keane 2, she gets this answer: "She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!"
  • Keane 1 responds by saying, "And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!"

Blossom reasons it out and decides that Keane 2 is the real one, and "Him" concedes defeat.  The problem is that she gets it dead wrong.

The Logic

Suppose that Keane 2 (K2) is real and Keane 1 (K1) is the phony. Each one knows who is who. K2 knows that K1 will lie and call herself the real one. Since K2 tells the truth, she will say as much to Blossom. K1 knows that K2 will tell the truth and name herself as real. However, K1 will answer with a lie, saying that K2 will call her the real one. The result is that both Keanes will point the finger at K1, so it is only necessary to ask one of them. Note that these answers are the opposite of the ones given.

If K1 is real instead, the same logic applies with K1 and K2 reversed and Blossom gets the answers in the previous section. She correctly reasons out the situation, but reaches the wrong conclusion. Both answers reveal which one is the phony, so the correct solution is to take the other choice. According to the rules of the game, choosing K2 should have led to both Keanes becoming shark bait.

And Blossom rolls the big boxcars and craps out.