Hexing Her!

by James Stringer (ppgman@mail.com)

Narrator: The City Of Townsville! Uh… But You Knew That. And Love Is In The Air!

Scene Switches To Bubbles And Boomer. Boomer Is Getting Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery Bashful Around Bubbles, So He Tries To Speak Up If He Can.

Boomer: Well, Uh, Huh, I, Uh…

Bubbles: Yes?

Boomer: Uh, w-

Bubbles: [giggle] Speak Up!

Boomer: Well, Uh, Here You Go!

Boomer Hands Bubbles A Bouquet Of Violets And A Portrait Of Herself.

Bubbles: For Me?!?! Oh, Thank You! [Smooch!]

Boomer Gets So Overjoyed, He Flies about 1,000,000 mph Into The Air.

Boomer: WEEEHEEHEEE!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!! YAHOOOOOO!!!!! SHE LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scene Switches To Butch And Buttercup. Butch Is Making A Stone Statue That Looks Like Buttercup. Buttercup is with Butch, Admiring The Monument.

Buttercup: Hey, Butch! I Think You Should Become An Artist!

Butch: Oh, Uh, Thanks!

The Audience Can See Both Buttercup and Butch Blushing A Deep Red.

Now Our Scene Switches To The Streets. CrystalFenix Walking Down An Old Tarmac Pathway. She Notices Blossom On A Bench And Crying. CrystalFenix Goes To Sit Next To Her.

CrystalFenix: Blossom, Why Are You Crying?

Blossom:[sniff] Brick Said He Would [sniff] meet Me Here, But I’ve [sniff] waited here since 2:30pm And He Still Hasn’t Come! [sob]

CrystalFenix: Aw, Cheer up Blossom! I’m Sure He’s Close By!

Narrator: Oh, If Only CrystalFenix Knew How Wrong She Was. Because Right Then, HER Was Having A Devil Of A Time.

Our Scene Switches To HER’s Domain.

HER: OK, Daddy! Bring Him In!

HIM: All Right!

HIM Has Seized Brick In His Grasp.

HER: Ah, The Little Red Mongrel Who Thought He Could Defeat Me. The Brother Of A Blue Freak Who Tried To Save His Little Girlfriend. Well, Goodbye, Brick! Bwahahahhahahahahhahahhaha!!!!!!! Daddy! Put Brick Into The Electrifier! NOW!

HIM: As You Wish, Sweetcheeks!

Brick: Let Me Go, You Monsters!

HIM: HA! NO!

Brick: HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!

HER: Too Late, Broke!

Brick’s Desperate Cries For Help Are So Loud, Blossom Hears Them And Rushes Home To Warn The Others.

Blossom: Guys! Guys!

Boomer: What Is It, Blossom?

Blossom: It’s Brick! He Needs Our Help! HER Is Going To Kill Him In 5 Seconds!

Buttercup: Then We Have Not A Moment To Loose! Let’s Go Superspeed!

The Girls And Boys Dash To HER’s Domain And Try To Stop Her.

Bubbles: OK, HER! It’s Either Brick Or Your Life!

HER: Shut Up.

Bubbles: Then It’s Your Life! Let’s Get HER!

Blossom: BUZZ-A!

Butch And Buttercup: WHUP-A!

Boomer And Bubbles: CHIK-A!

All: HAI!!!!!!!!

Buttercup Jabs HER In The Butt, Boomer Triple Kicks HER, Bubbles Eye-Beams Her Head, Blossom Jumps Up And Down On HER’s Body, And Butch Bites HER’s Arm

HER: EEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blossom: Serves You Right!

HER: YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!! I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!

Boomer: Oh, I Beg To Differ!

Butch: As For You, HIM!

HIM: Y-Y-Y-Yes?

Butch: You’ll Spend The Rest Of Your Days In The Townsville Prison!

HIM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Scene Goes To Brick Giving A Loooooooong Hug To Blossom

Brick: Blossom, You’re The Best Girl I’ve Ever Met!

Blossom: Thanks!

The Hotline Phone Rings

Blossom: Mayor?

Mayor: Girls! Boys! A Giant Venus Fly Trap Is Eating All Of Townsville!

Boomer: I KNEW I Shouldn’t Have Ever Subscribed To Better Homes And Gardens!

Narrator: And So Once Again The Day Is Saved. Thanks To The Powerpuff Girls And The Rowdyruff Boys!